1. Dr.Lee's Avatar
    Once I put a iPhone on a invoice. Hopefully I win this white once to replace the black one I have
    06-01-2011 03:00 PM
  2. dmbourdon's Avatar
    bottles of hand sanitizer from the drug store...was shaking ALOT of hands at that conference!
    06-01-2011 03:01 PM
  3. JonnyLove's Avatar
    You can leave 2 hours early because its Mothers day
    06-01-2011 03:01 PM
  4. tigivok's Avatar
    Two 18+ bi@tch (sry i was so lonely)...
    06-01-2011 03:03 PM
  5. Sophos's Avatar
    Snowboard & Snowboarding gear.....I own a restaurant.
    06-01-2011 03:03 PM
  6. Nighthawk#CB's Avatar
    During a long and exhausting super rush project for a client, I actually put a line item in on the invoice for 'Sanity Reconstruction'.
    06-01-2011 03:03 PM
  7. MAGNUS's Avatar
    Craziest thing would have to be the WMD's I ordered from the Neiman Marcus Christmas catalog.
    06-01-2011 03:03 PM
  8. n10doh's Avatar
    I was on a business trip to China where I was asked to go out for dinner with one of our clients. I wasn't sure where we were headed but got a sinking feeling when we pulled up to the "Pineapple Club", a gentlemen's club. There was only 2 of us that evening but the bill ended up being over $400 which included a drink tab, food, and multiple dances with tips all showing separately on my credit card bill. I thought for sure I would be fired upon return, but when I did the walk of shame to explain the charges I was asked "did you all have fun?" I answered yes, and not another word was uttered... I didn't go out of my way to explain there was only 2 of us though.
    06-01-2011 03:04 PM
  9. rennyc's Avatar
    I expensed a bra and thong from Victoria Secrets. Turns out that my client was into having hers ripped off instead of simply undressing. My company got the contract, she got new underwear and I get High fives from my CEO whenever i see him.

    True Story.
    06-01-2011 03:04 PM
  10. jo2blog's Avatar
    Haha! I took my buddies out and claimed everything from to dinner, ferry trip, mileage, show...it was awesome!
    06-01-2011 03:05 PM
  11. Giocchi's Avatar
    Once, back in the early 90s, after visiting Moscow on a business trip, claimed back hotel expenses....unknowingly to me, the finance officer could read Russian and I've received a phone call asking me to explain how come I had spent circa USD 500,00 in pay per view TV ;-)
    06-01-2011 03:06 PM
  12. danny2582's Avatar
    I know someone who wants to write off a boat.
    Says as long as it has a crapper it can be considered a second home ...lol
    06-01-2011 03:07 PM
  13. ttaberna's Avatar
    In 2008 my wife and I went on a trip to Chicago (we live in Barcelona, Spain).
    And as my wife is a PEZHEAD (PEZ collector), I put in my expense book 400+$ in PEZ CANDY DISPENSERS and relative paraphernalia, in various stores.
    Tell me that's not CRAZY!!
    Cheers
    06-01-2011 03:07 PM
  14. gonzoguy24's Avatar
    Bagel.
    +10 char
    06-01-2011 03:09 PM
  15. simonrope's Avatar
    the flight ticket, food, calling, texting and data long distance! LOL
    06-01-2011 03:11 PM
  16. ishan's Avatar
    I came across a case where a lawyer had expensed his heart surgery against his professional fees, saying the expense was "current repairs" and that his heart was a "plant or machinery"!! Was laughing off till half an hour
    06-01-2011 03:14 PM
  17. trebomb's Avatar
    We used to set up trade shows in Chicago, and we had a budget line item for cash bribes. In order to get our electrical/carpet/etc on time, we had to grease somebody. Eventually the unions cracked down on the practice.
    06-01-2011 03:14 PM
  18. wassas's Avatar
    A laptop of my dreams which is Thinkpad X220 and absolutely a white iphone 4 !
    06-01-2011 03:17 PM
  19. neoragexx's Avatar
    45 boxes of condoms.
    06-01-2011 03:18 PM
  20. jeditribe's Avatar
    Strip Club

    Top that.
    06-01-2011 03:19 PM
  21. GargoyleDC#IM's Avatar
    Wow...craziest thing. Not so crazy I guess, but liquor for my hotel room. Needed that on some of those work trips to deal with the others at the conferences.
    06-01-2011 03:20 PM
  22. futurecode's Avatar
    So, craziest thing I have ever put on a expense report. Hmmm lets see, well, in a three day weekend few years back I dropped the following on the bosses tab:

    "party favors" of an "adult nature" for a certain 3 ft 9 in adult actress.
    Reptile food for a two headed turtle
    Multiple long swords.
    Bio hazard Containers
    liquid paraffin wax (aka: fire breathing fuel)
    and 8" aluminum gutter spikes for a bed of nails

    See, I work in the Tattoo/Body Modification industry and for the past several years we have thrown an Tattoo/Sideshow convention in the Northeast US. While the aforementioned isn't too shocking being in "that circle", it's still crazy to see it written off as a business expense. Would have loved to see the personal or government accountant who perused this! All legit expenses, but would you want to audit the person on the end of that account!
    06-01-2011 03:20 PM
  23. dmcary's Avatar
    PdaNet for my jailbroken 3GS. A guy's got to have internet access on the move.

    I'm sure it'll transfer to a new White iPhone 4 or I'll have to expense that too.

    Go team jailbreak!

    dmcary
    06-01-2011 03:20 PM
  24. Tbo#IM's Avatar
    The crasiest (and stupidest) thing I've ever bought was a Kin One, and I'm still locked on the contract... To make things worse, Verizon coverage is the worst in my area
    Please TiPb, only a white tech unicorn can help me. If I win the iPhone4 I would be able to pay to brake my contract and jump to a gsm carrier with the little money I have saved. And also, I would not need to buy a new phone, because I'd have my unicorn given by you guys to save me!
    Please.....
    06-01-2011 03:21 PM
  25. gjlowe's Avatar
    A $90 glass of single malt 30 year aged scotch.
    06-01-2011 03:23 PM
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