1. iphonemaniax's Avatar
    Oh sh*t I forgot to mention...oops sorry for the words TiPb...Two years ago I put a nice tempur-pedic bed on my expense report after fooling my boss that I had a herniated disc because of sitting down too much in the office. I don't have a herniated disc... but my family has grown to love this bed. "Thanks tempur-pedic, for making a sleeping mans dream come true".
    06-02-2011 08:12 PM
  2. Bensky's Avatar
    $100 to pay the redneck extortionist who gave me ride into town after rental car broke down.
    06-02-2011 08:15 PM
  3. dudewashing1dish's Avatar
    data overage on a cellphone bill.
    06-02-2011 08:19 PM
  4. wchsxc's Avatar
    $70 in gas for a trip to the beach. Never thought I'd get paid to go to the beach for the day, but hey, I'll take it.
    06-02-2011 08:49 PM
  5. jimjonson's Avatar
    I expensed a first generation iPhone.

    Pretty epic, still have the device btw!
    06-02-2011 08:58 PM
  6. LFR's Avatar
    When I bought my iPhone 3GS on Walmart, and at the same time I buy Captain Crunch and paper rolls for the bath hahaah, I want this iPhone soo bad..!!! hahah
    06-02-2011 09:07 PM
  7. DVDBob's Avatar
    I once saw an Elephant come through from one of my employees. And I don't mean a tiny stuffed one either. The company was planning a "three ring" event for it's annual party and I was out of town when the deposit had to be put down. 5 weeks later, we had an elephant parading around the company parking lot!
    06-02-2011 10:24 PM
  8. lilnin's Avatar
    I had cramps..so I expensed a box of tampons, some Midol, and a bag of Reese's Pieces. Girl needs her PMS relief! Boss never said a word!
    06-02-2011 10:40 PM
  9. mak93's Avatar
    An abandoned gold mine in Wyoming for research projects (mostly in physics) which required shielding from cosmic radiation interference.
    06-02-2011 11:48 PM
  10. Bibojim's Avatar
    An Egg Salad Sandwich
    06-02-2011 11:51 PM
  11. hckyplayer024's Avatar
    I expensed a lap dance for a client at a strip club. Boss wasn't too happy but we worked it out because at the end of the day the client was!
    06-03-2011 12:34 AM
  12. Cano_1818's Avatar
    I expensed a new laptop for "business" use hahaha still have this laptop :-)
    06-03-2011 01:13 AM
  13. thachizzle's Avatar
    A Fushigi at Rite-Aid.
    06-03-2011 01:24 AM
  14. eyraud's Avatar
    drinks at a "gentleman's club" !

    06-03-2011 01:45 AM
  15. A-Tohamy's Avatar
    i expensed the iPad 2 once when i saw it. but i don't need an iPad i need an iPhone 4!!! it will help me with many things considering my LIFE. Really i'll feel alive with that iPhone 4.
    06-03-2011 02:03 AM
  16. ldganer's Avatar
    Once, when the lottery jackpot was especially high, I purchased lottery tickets to hand out to my staff as a low-cost morale booster. Essentially I had handed them the chance to dream big for a while.
    You can imagine the surprise of the accounting department to see lottery tickets on my expense report!
    06-03-2011 02:04 AM
  17. Steve Doherty's Avatar
    $AU2500 of Dom Perignon Champagne on the day the company I worked for floated on the Australian stock market.
    06-03-2011 02:08 AM
  18. hitzatak's Avatar
    A Canon 5D camera.

    My client wrongly blamed me for not packing it on an overseas trip and in retaliation I ordered a new one with their money.

    No one won that argument.
    06-03-2011 02:20 AM
  19. odd1#IM's Avatar
    I had to expense .01 miles. Yes that's right 1 hundredth of a mile. I had to pick something up from a different location (it's on my way in to work). The difference in mileage was .01 miles and my boss made me fill out a mileage report and expense it. The total value was less than a penny and because it must be signed by 2 managers it took about 30 minutes to be dealt with. They kept telling me "it's policy for us to pay you for ANY extra mileage'
    06-03-2011 02:50 AM
  20. hobbes28's Avatar
    Once, back in the day, there was a store called Pen Island that sold a multitude of pens for every occasion or need. I was on TDY with the USAF at school for a few months and was allowed expenses for educational materials, notebooks, pens, books, etc. I heard about these packages of pens that Pen Island would sell for super cheap so I went online and ordered 100 of the gel grip, gel ink pens.

    On the expense report, it read:

    100ea. gel grip from penisland.com (not a working site now)

    The official folks at finance didn't find it very funny when I had to explain it was PEN ISLAND, not an adult novelty store...
    06-03-2011 03:28 AM
  21. A-Tohamy's Avatar
    If i wasn't to expense the iPhone 4 then i would have got it the moment it got on sale.
    06-03-2011 04:25 AM
  22. kanisian's Avatar
    craziest thing? of course my university textbooks! they are all useless anyway!
    06-03-2011 04:25 AM
  23. ksoenandar's Avatar
    The craziest thing I've ever seen: "Last year, a half-eaten banana signed by the GMTV presenter Kate Garraway fetched 1,650 in an eBay auction, after a round of furious bidding."
    06-03-2011 04:41 AM
  24. A-Tohamy's Avatar
    The price of the Beat-Up Old Leica Camera which was Sold For $1.9 Million. it drives me crazy, why would someone pay that much for such an old and would never be used camera? lol. here is the link:-

    gizmodo.com/5806722/this-beat+up-old-leica-camera-sold-for-19-million

    This Beat-Up Old Leica Camera Sold For $1.9 Million[/url]

    This Beat-Up Old Leica Camera Sold For $1.9 Million[/url]

    I made this quote for the iPhone 4:-

    Love is never chronic
    and would never be
    but iPhone is chronic
    and will always be

    Love is ironic
    and will always be
    iPhone is never ironic
    and would never be
    06-03-2011 04:41 AM
  25. A-Tohamy's Avatar
    The craziest thing? on gizmodo i read that:- The price of a Beat-Up Old Leica Camera which was Sold For $1.9 Million. It drives me crazy, why would someone pay that much for such an old and would never be used camera? lol.

    I made this quote for the iPhone 4:-

    Love is never chronic
    and would never be
    but iPhone is chronic
    and will always be

    Love is ironic
    and will always be
    iPhone is never ironic
    and would never be
    06-03-2011 04:44 AM
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