1. A-Tohamy's Avatar
    i once saw the receipt of my friend coming out of the apple store with an iMac 27-inch: 3.1GHz. it was $1,999.00 without the taxes!
    06-02-2011 02:28 PM
  2. nikkisharif's Avatar
    My happy hour bill & a movie...I needed to relax after my meeting
    06-02-2011 02:40 PM
  3. babyjsmom's Avatar
    I expensed for my boss 60 pounds of Tri-Tip for a BBQ we were having. Should have seen the checker...she thought I was crazy.
    06-02-2011 02:59 PM
  4. johnchen3's Avatar
    My boss planned a birthday celebration for himself with lots of alcohol and exotic dancers. I paid for the bill and sent my reimbursement request in which my boss himself had to approve.
    06-02-2011 03:06 PM
  5. Baap's Avatar
    a very expensive meal (couple hundred dollars) just for me (no client necessary).
    06-02-2011 03:10 PM
  6. troypar's Avatar
    Glitter and Duct Tape...long story
    06-02-2011 03:16 PM
  7. cubanhoya's Avatar
    Vegas hotel room and gas.
    06-02-2011 03:16 PM
  8. Suefnp's Avatar
    I rarely get to expense anything other than mileage on the rare occasion the company paid me to drive 1 hour to and from a certain location.
    White iphone looks cool, though!
    06-02-2011 03:24 PM
  9. G.4's Avatar
    I have actually expensed the Certify Wallet app so that I could then submit more accurate expense reports - my boss reimbursed me for it because she was sick of me having inaccurate expense reports lol
    06-02-2011 03:34 PM
  10. kevin.py's Avatar
    A camel ride in Jordan lol
    06-02-2011 03:41 PM
  11. OilTitan's Avatar
    iPhone Charger - I still use it!!!
    06-02-2011 03:51 PM
  12. Cowthulu's Avatar
    A truck.

    New small business, as a mobile mechanic, I was using my old personal truck for it. I hired an employee and sent him off in my truck to do a fleet job, when I got a call for a great opportunity to take on another fleet, but it was out of town. I hit the auto dealer, and drove out to my business meeting in my first major business expense.

    The business stayed afloat just long enough for me to pay off the truck.
    06-02-2011 04:04 PM
  13. dmstrom's Avatar
    How about Republican fundraisers taking prospective donors out to a bondaged-themed strip club featuring women imitating lesbian sex? To the tune of over $1900? My contributions at work.
    06-02-2011 04:15 PM
  14. silwon's Avatar
    A Dodge Intrepid
    Some customers needed a shuttle for a few days and my car was broke down, so i went to the car lot and got a Dodge Intrepid safe to say i was on the bosses poo-poo list but i was reimbursed I later smashed that car..,fun-fun!
    06-02-2011 04:30 PM
  15. joselskipper's Avatar
    Mileage from home to work and vice versa.
    06-02-2011 04:54 PM
  16. cyberweasel's Avatar
    I don't get an expense report...yet
    06-02-2011 05:47 PM
  17. dsore121863's Avatar
    Feminine items for worker whose mother never explained the facts of life. The conversation was worse than the explanation for the expense report.
    06-02-2011 06:18 PM
  18. jhrogersii's Avatar
    I once tried to expense 50 trash can lids to a church. I taught percussion in their music department (this is a very large church), and had a group that played STOMP-style music. Most of our music was performed on trash cans, and a lot of it used lids, as well. While most of the trash cans tended to last for a while, the lids wore out very quickly. After a lot of searching, I finally found a supplier that sold lids separate from cans. Despite the fact that purchasing the lids without cans was a significant savings, I was not able to get the request approved. Unfortunately, the supplier had a minimum order requirement of 50, so we kept having to buy cans and lids together.
    06-02-2011 06:26 PM
  19. Theque9's Avatar
    A $150 bar tab and morgue services with the time stamps of the receipts being just 45 minutes apart.
    06-02-2011 07:30 PM
  20. Rick0926's Avatar
    I got hired for a job and the first thing they do is send me to Boston for training along with another new hire. We were there for 2 weeks, but over the weekend there was no class. So, we decided to take the rental car and drive to Canada. We decided to go to a strip club and had to get a hotel in Canada. So, we expensed all the gas we had to buy and another hotel. Explaining why we needed all that gas and a second hotel was an interesting meeting... Surprise, surprise they didn't reimburse us. Probably not the best way to start out a new job. But, that was 15 years ago and I'm still there and that other new hire isn't!
    06-02-2011 07:32 PM
  21. Jaguarr40's Avatar
    An employee of mine who went on a sales trip turned in his expense report to accounting who called to ask me if this was a joke but turned out not to be... He expensed CONDOMS and this is not a typo or joke. I had to laugh so hard I am waiting to calm down to ask him about it.
    06-02-2011 07:43 PM
  22. Earless Puppy's Avatar
    I took a stripper to Jamaica for 3 days, and I would do it again...
    Thank you Coyaba Beach Resort had a great time....
    06-02-2011 07:52 PM
  23. iphonemaniax's Avatar
    I expense my iPhone every year, works like a charm.

    PS: Dieter you'll be missed...
    06-02-2011 07:57 PM
  24. Stupifiery's Avatar
    1200$ bill for 6 people to eat out.
    06-02-2011 08:01 PM
  25. 3.juan4's Avatar
    I was working construction doing block work. I was told to go buy some 2x4's and beer for the crew. Luckily I knew a store that sold to me. I came back with 60 beers, 6 10ft 2x4's and two construction beer hat dispenser for me and boss. I showed him his hat and the bill of about $300. He laughed, we put beers in our hat and gave me $350 asking how was I able to get beer? By the time my boss and I were almost done with the house we were to drunk to clean up and left the rest of the crew to clean.
    06-02-2011 08:09 PM
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