1. chrizzology's Avatar
    This happened about 5 minutes ago. I was sitting in class waiting for the bell to ring. It's my girlfriend's birthday and I wanted to take her to dinner tonight. I had $50 in my wallet just waiting to be spent, then suddenly I get called down to the office. I ran track this year so I was issued sweats and other equipment, but the bottom's to my sweats got STOLEN. I was expecting the fine to be about 10-15 dollars so I wasn't really worried. WRONG. My dumb *** coach said it cost $50 dollars!!! You see, if you have any outstanding fees or fines you can' walk the stage at graduation or participate in the end of the year senior field trip (that I already paid for). So my beautiful $50 had to go bye-bye on some **** that was way over priced. Now I have to go beg my parents for even more money and hope they show me some sympathy. The moral of this story is that life's a *****... and so are coaches.
    06-02-2011 10:39 AM
  2. khyrk's Avatar
    Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
    06-02-2011 10:46 AM
  3. mthilzudi's Avatar
    Hello. And Bye.
    06-02-2011 10:48 AM
  4. mgmiller68's Avatar
    Craziest thing I ever expensed? Several years ago, when I was working for Avon Products as a Help Desk Analyst, we had a fierce snowstorm and so Avon paid for us to stay at a really nice golf resort called Doral Arrowwood in Purchase, NY. I worked very hard at Avon and on 1 of the 2 nights that I stayed at Arrowwood, I decided to treat myself to a fancy dinner at their really expensive restaurant. The food, the service, everything at this restaurant at Arrowwood was top notch, and my bill for just myself (I ate alone that night) came out to like $70.00. Well, again, I felt like I deserved a really nice, delicious dinner for all my hard work, and so I expensed it using my Avon corporate credit card, providing the receipt in my expense report. I submitted the expense report and luckily no one questioned me about it. I don't think I ever expensed a dinner for 1 person that was that high.
    06-02-2011 10:50 AM
  5. caasheew's Avatar
    masseur listed under recreation expenses took the cake.
    the reason listed was client stress relief.
    06-02-2011 10:53 AM
  6. thinkTwice's Avatar
    1,500 red clown noses, 50kg of M&Ms, and 20 liters of KY jelly
    06-02-2011 11:06 AM
  7. MeiPhone's Avatar
    Buying a very nice non-stick calphalon cookie pan for drying gels in a chemistry lab. And then use a vegetable colander to wash it.
    06-02-2011 11:13 AM
  8. erny5796's Avatar
    Friend of mine definitely expensed bribe money in a south american country.
    06-02-2011 11:18 AM
  9. liquidzoo's Avatar
    3 pumpkins and 7 lbs of sunflower seeds for a holiday contest my department decided to run.
    06-02-2011 11:18 AM
  10. bumpsinthenight's Avatar
    I would love to have one.
    06-02-2011 11:19 AM
  11. mattyg151's Avatar
    i expensed the following all on the same report

    • iPhone case, while attending a BlackBerry convention
    • Night at the bar at the same convention
    • iTunes gift cards to "purchase apps for work"
    06-02-2011 11:22 AM
  12. elavum's Avatar
    A visit to zoo to keep to kill the time with client
    06-02-2011 11:23 AM
  13. sskhalifian's Avatar
    The craziest thing I've ever put on my expense record was $90 in quirky erasers.

    It was my anniversary with my girlfriend of 2 years and I know she just loves those tiny Japanese erasers that are shaped like different things (sushi, animals, genitalia) so I went to get her a few.

    I went to one of those thrift gift shops (it was Aahs in Los Angeles) and I picked a few, then after a while I realized that I couldn't resist and I found that I had a mound of hundreds. I went up to the cash register and found out I would be spending $90... on erasers.
    06-02-2011 11:24 AM
  14. kwues's Avatar
    Libations of course...
    06-02-2011 11:25 AM
  15. crome1115#IM's Avatar
    i had a friend that used to work as a procurer (spelling?) for a spanish network tv station and part of his job was to take prospective clients out. Well he had a prospective female client who he took out on the town. Well part of the day was spent with her getting a brazilian wax for that night. He put it down on his expense report as "customer relations"..lol..
    06-02-2011 11:26 AM
  16. Tommy's Avatar
    If I win this then I won't have to put a white iPhone on my expense report.
    06-02-2011 11:26 AM
  17. kain00's Avatar
    I claimed for a pair of first class train tickets from Amsterdam to Paris to go sightseeing while I was on a training course in Holland back in 1997.
    06-02-2011 11:30 AM
  18. Hup55's Avatar
    I just expensed my iPad 2 and my PLaybook!!
    06-02-2011 11:33 AM
  19. earthpilot's Avatar
    I expensed a $2000 dinner. Most of that cost was wine and drinks.
    06-02-2011 11:35 AM
  20. pogeypre's Avatar
    I did expense airport vending machines and one time for a massage. Co-worker expensed 200 dollar leather boots for "client interactions" in Texas.

    About 10 years ago I expensed a new phone because I left mine on the roof of my car and drove off.
    06-02-2011 11:36 AM
  21. TLangland's Avatar
    While I was working for the NCAA a coach tried to expense an adult movie at his hotel on his company credit card during a recruiting trip.
    06-02-2011 11:36 AM
  22. claudinep#CB's Avatar
    The craziest thing I've seen on an expense report is one for a so-called massuse...if that's what she was.
    06-02-2011 11:36 AM
  23. stynkfysh's Avatar
    Canon 7D digital camera
    06-02-2011 11:41 AM
  24. munchkinsdad's Avatar
    Donating to a sperm bank. Since the guy was having prostate cancer, he thought it would be priceless...
    06-02-2011 11:44 AM
  25. iphonedyou's Avatar
    Most expensive expense was when my girlfriend moved away and i called her long distance 700$ charge, parents took away my iphone and pawned it for 150$ i need one back please help ilu!
    06-02-2011 11:45 AM
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