1. Danmumbower's Avatar
    I have certainly had my share of bizare expense reports. However for one project I had to expense the following:

    25 gallons whip cream - whipped not liquid.
    12 gallon cans of Applesauce
    6 gallon cans of vanilla pudding
    6 gallon cans of chocolate pudding
    4 pints assorted food colors
    10 pounds oatmeal
    144 Non-lubricated condoms

    Needless to say my Controller had a few questions.
    06-01-2011 07:41 PM
  2. Gary86's Avatar
    first class ticket upgrade - room service - mini fridge tab:

    So she could be more relaxed for the upcoming conference!!!
    06-01-2011 07:45 PM
  3. brianchan's Avatar
    Gas! And some cigarrettes.
    06-01-2011 07:53 PM
  4. wolverine318's Avatar
    I saw a prescription for viagra once.
    06-01-2011 07:56 PM
  5. xd1936's Avatar
    In my small college I work for the IT department, and on the way to take the van to the recycling, I asked permission to expense gas on their card. This was a year ago; after the fill up, I bought a $60 Klipsch speaker set and receiver from the Goodwill next door because I didn't have my own card with me. No one ever noticed!
    06-01-2011 08:00 PM
  6. kfreemanii's Avatar
    The amount for car repairs on a Mercedes Benz and a camera....please pick me need a new phone....blackberry sucks
    06-01-2011 08:10 PM
  7. Jamess9046's Avatar
    A llama wearing a tipb t-shirt with a google tattoo on its face holding a stolen iPhone prototype while carrying steve jobs on it's back wearing a I love samsung shirt the most random thing I could think of (it actualy happened though) lol
    06-01-2011 08:16 PM
  8. tdbirds's Avatar
    Would have to be Cuban cigars....
    06-01-2011 08:19 PM
  9. sgesang#IM's Avatar
    It is always morgage, insurance and grocery shopping....
    06-01-2011 08:20 PM
  10. vinndy's Avatar
    A threesome and I'm not talking about golf
    Last edited by vinndy; 06-02-2011 at 09:33 AM. Reason: I was incorrect in my memory
    06-01-2011 08:41 PM
  11. asuprice's Avatar
    Eyebrow threading.......for a guy.
    06-01-2011 08:43 PM
  12. Deyrkroz's Avatar
    On a mac book pro 13 inch that cost me 2700$, after that i see that on apple retails store only cost 1200$. never buy again on that store! Tought that was the original price.
    06-01-2011 08:47 PM
  13. boiler4life's Avatar
    Boxers....
    06-01-2011 08:50 PM
  14. Bman15's Avatar
    Tampons and snake chaps
    06-01-2011 08:51 PM
  15. burnsaa's Avatar
    Six chicken fried steak sandwhiches and a 12 pack of Mountain Dew all from a gas station :o
    06-01-2011 08:56 PM
  16. cgordonn's Avatar
    Handled an expense report for my old boss once. He traveled a lot for business and always had large $$$ expense reports for submission to our corporate hq. On one expense report I saw there were several line items for an unusual combination of items...10 lbs of dried fish...Preparation H suppositories...a 3D jig saw puzzle of the White House...and. 5 quart jug of Quaker State motor oil. I am not making this up. I never asked why (didn't want to know) but at the time my boss submitted this report it was right after having entertained a Filipino ship captian friend of his who was in town on business.

    Strange but true.
    06-01-2011 08:58 PM
  17. alejoscott's Avatar
    Dinner at Claim Jumpers for "potential clients" (It was my friends birthday)... Party of 8 :-)
    06-01-2011 09:01 PM
  18. jaguar11's Avatar
    Data Usage overseas which i used to see what's going on at TIPB
    06-01-2011 09:04 PM
  19. iAhmi's Avatar
    Speeding ticket
    06-01-2011 09:09 PM
  20. jjjwicks's Avatar
    While attending DefCon in Vegas, our co-worker used his company credit card to pay his gambling tab and tried to expense it. He claimed that the company should pay the bill since they knew he had a gambling problem and allowed him to travel to Vegas. Needless to say, he was no longer working for the company 30 days after submitting that expense report.
    06-01-2011 09:18 PM
  21. cyaaa50's Avatar
    $2500 dinner bill for 12 people with senior management. One manager had the other sign the bill since he was the expense approver. Too funny to see how it all works.
    06-01-2011 09:18 PM
  22. UFC_Pete's Avatar
    a $75 entry into a poker tournament, I finished 3rd and won $350!
    06-01-2011 09:19 PM
  23. tparker60's Avatar
    The craziest thing(s) I've ever seen expensed on an expense report were for a partner at a major large internationallaw firm where I worked. His secretary (and my friend) was always stressed because he would take potential clients to strip clubs and have her expense the visits as "client development." On several occasions, he would get so drunk that she'd have to have a cab sent to pick him up and charge that off as a travel expense for a client development meeting. After several months of this, in addition to seeing his adult magazines in his desk drawer whenever she had to get something from his drawers when he would call and ask her to, she quit the firm. She sued on grounds of sexual harassment and the firm settled with her out of court to keep it quiet!!!

    Another was an attorney who expensed a lousy pack of gum to the client. It wasn't even a dollar and he made $200,000 a year and wouldn't fork over the money for the gum...that was pitiful!!!!!
    06-01-2011 09:23 PM
  24. tlbarr3's Avatar
    When I was a supply sergeant in the Army I received multiple requests from soldiers to expense condoms and liquor while on travel. Explanation listed on expense report from said soldiers was rest and relaxation (R&R).
    06-01-2011 09:27 PM
  25. hansbuehler's Avatar
    We put $400,000 worth of jet fuel on a mastercard to pay for engine lab testing. we were pushing the limits on what you could put on a purchasing card.

    later we put $4MM to purchase a customer relationship management software tool on the mastercard... that one took the cake!

    HMMM, what US company makes jet engines?
    06-01-2011 09:36 PM
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