Grenaded my IPHONE 4 last night....

[bcautin]

Girl friend got home, mis read a text and decided to turn the phone into discus. I have to say it doesn't hold up well when impaled against a brick wall at about 40 mph. Luckily was able to find a replacement today, don't ask me how. Word to the wise, for those of you who have things to hide LOCK THE FRIGGAN PHONE!!!

 

[Mustang5Oh]

OR if you have something to hide maybe uhhh delete it OR even better don't mess around on a significant other?! just sayin...

 

[swooshme]

You should have blamed it on Apple. Say there a bug in the iPhone that gets other peoples text messages. Didn't she hear about it on the news....

 

[rdiddy_25]

Brick beats glass everytime

 

[ghostface147]

Girl friend got home, mis read a text and decided to turn the phone into discus.

Did you get a replacement GF?

 

[BuddhistGirafe]

Did you get a replacement GF?

Introducing the iWife. It is magical. It does EVERYTHING.

 

[Jellotime91]

Let me know when they come out with iHusband, hopefully he looks like Gilles Marini or Reggie Bush.

 

[OKCChuck]

Did you get a replacement GF?

There's an app for that...

 

[BuddhistGirafe]

Let me know when they come out with iHusband, hopefully he looks like Gilles Marini or Reggie Bush.

iHusband. It is truly magical. It listens to everything iWife says.

 

[OKCChuck]

Let me know when they come out with iHusband, hopefully he looks like Gilles Marini or Reggie Bush.

Bush cheated in football, what makes you think he won't cheat on you haha.

 

[chobbs1]

I'll vote for Ihusband. When is it coming out? No pun intended

 

[BLiNK]

Let me know when they come out with iHusband, hopefully he looks like Gilles Marini or Reggie Bush.

what? no Ronaldo Cristiano?

 

[iregret]

What a stupid hooker. Dump her. She's the type that will wreck your car or burn your clothes.

 

[deeddawg]

Dump her. She's the type that will wreck your car or burn your clothes.

Seriously. Think real well on what that little incident says about her. Is it a one-off or part of a pattern.

 

[BreakingKayfabe]

No chick, even if she was my girlfriend would be allowed to access or even touch
my phone as she pleases.

 

[OKCChuck]

Seriously. Think real well on what that little incident says about her. Is it a one-off or part of a pattern.

exactly. She'll end up like the chick from Paranormal Activity and you'll be in your bedroom floor on the ground dead, she'll be sniffing over you....

 

[Cleveland]

God help me if my gf impales my i4... but it's insured on my home owner's policy so I could care less but it's still the point LOL

That's like driving her car into your sports car lol .. DON'T DO IT ! lol

 

[Cleveland]

Oh let me know when then come out with iWife as well.. hopefully she looks like Emmanuelle Chriqui or Jessica Alba LOL

 

[deeddawg]

Oh let me know when then come out with iWife as well..

Just remember... once you install iWife, it is a very bad idea to install iGirlfriend concurrently. Unfortunately, uninstalling iWife requires you to remove half of your apps.

See here for info about the non-iPhone versions.

 

[Ariyala]

No chick, even if she was my girlfriend would be allowed to access or even touch
my phone as she pleases.

And no guy would be able to access mine. Not for fear of hiding things, but I'm just scared someone else would mess it up, or delete, or something bad, somehow. I don't even like people holding it (ahhhh don't drop it! ) and scrolling through my pages!!

Just remember... once you install iWife, it is a very bad idea to install iGirlfriend concurrently. Unfortunately, uninstalling iWife requires you to remove half of your apps.

See here for info about the non-iPhone versions.

hahahahahaha hilarious!!!