I would like to win this iPad2. TIPB.com is teh bomb.com because....
1. It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All TIPB does is put wins in the record books. TIPB wins so radically in their underwear before their first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but Im sure they like the view.
2. TIPB is the best at what they do and I'm the best at what I do. And together it's like, it's on. Sorry, Middle America. Yeah, I said it.
3. I am on a drug. It's called The iPhone Blog. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
4. I mean, what's not to love? Especially when you see how TIPB parties man, it's epic. The run they were on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children.
5. They'll wake up one day and realize how cool TIPB is. And, you know, they sign all the checks on the front, not the back. And you know, we need them and we need all their wisdom and their *****in'-ness.