Have a solution cut out for a troll of idiosyncratic span - which troll was willing to pay 2000$ for a product he despises made by a company he loathes.
4 easy steps :
- Keep your actual iPhone - do not upgrade.
- Buy the new iPhone - they'll surely release a 320GB version to meet your price.
- Use the camera on the new iPhone to film your actual iPhone while it's playing the video you wanna watch on YouTube. Also film when you're uploading videos to your account for your mongrel friends to enjoy, if you like. I guess you could even film going into the app, if that gets you on. (Yeah, I know, it's going to be a crappy camera on a crappy iPhone Turbo Swing - because you and I KNOW what it's gonna be called, do we, do we?? - but you shouldn't care much about that, since you're already loathing your everyday use of YouTube on the crappy screen of your actual crappy iPhone. And it will give you more fuel to post here and make our day!)
- Playback the video. Enjoy!
Oh yeah, and by the way, I really use every single one of the stock apps. Except App Store and iTunes. Didn't even know what those were for before reading threads here. Can marvel for hours just by watching the weather pass by in the Weather app. Newstand is so much a part of my life. Couldn't live without Compass neither, as I find it hard to locate my own house in a 10 meters radius.
Since I come here, I went on App Store a couple of time... Couldn't find ANY app that could replace the stock ones and do a hundred times better. Of course, I'm crying myself to sleep every single night since I heard that You Tube would not be a stock app on iOS6.
Good day!
... God... I'm dizzy... got... to... read... something... sane... NOW!