Between PTSD , dysfunctional families and seasonal idiots, we have learned to shun the holidays like vampires at dawn, lol.
But that doesn’t mean we don’t have fun:
We do get to make our favorite vegan dishes, go hike everywhere and enjoy peace and quiet while everyone else drives out of town, it’s awesome.
We’re also preparing a winter trip to go snowshoeing with the pup.
And we never ever EVER go shopping to brick and mortar stores, because the screaming kids barfing all over Santa while their parents ooh and aah snapping pics in their ugly sweaters are a bit much for us now.
So we turn the cabin (or the fifth wheel depending on where we are) into “Fort Puppy” and spend the holidays with the coyotes, the deer and the hawks.
Life is good