The last post wins!

[Tartarus]

You don't know what's going on in America these days.

No thank lord I don't know everything going on there

 

[DroidArmy]

The_Tech_Eater himself is just a kid

...Or is he?

HE'S BEEN LYING TO US!

 

[iOS Gravity]

Poet, civil rights activist, dancer, film producer, television producer, playwright, film director, author, actress, professor

Yeah. That's hardcore evidence that she's not related to me.

 

[Tartarus]

...Or is he?

HE'S BEEN LYING TO US!

That's quite possible. I, myself, am a convicted murderer. I did 35 years in a fed. prison

 

[Tartarus]

Yeah. That's hardcore evidence that she's not related to me.

I've been told you're related to cows

 

[kataran]

Tech-Eater is MIA still

 

[iOS Gravity]

I've been told you're related to cows

You're the one who is related to cows...

 

[iOS Gravity]

COWS!!!

 

[kataran]

COWS!!!

Yes cows

 

[iOS Gravity]

Mooooooo!!!!!

 

[DroidArmy]

You all have mad cow disease

 

[Tartarus]

That is not funny. It was a real and bad disease. All sisters of my cow had to be slaughtered preventively

 

[Tartarus]

It is a dark page from my history

 

[Tartarus]

Till the day I'm mourning about them

 

[Tartarus]

Kataran, what about the kidney you were looking for?

 

[DroidArmy]

That is not funny. It was a real and bad disease. All sisters of my cow had to be slaughtered preventively

Okay then...I won't make jokes about it

 

[Tartarus]

Okay then...I won't make jokes about it

I appreciate it, thank you

 

[iOS Gravity]

It is a dark page from my history

Mr. Yuk: What is that noise?
Cows: Moo... Moo... Moo... You killed us, now we kill you. Moove over...
*Mr. Yuk uses the Mr. Yuk technique, but it fails.*
For the next 3 days he will be tortured by not having access to his electronic devices. He will also be put to death after 3 days so he will never be able to kill another cow again.- The head of the cow's family.

 

[iOS Gravity]

I appreciate it, thank you

Don't mention it.

 

[Tartarus]

Mr. Yuk: What is that noise?
Cows: Moo... Moo... Moo... You killed us, now we kill you. Moove over...
*Mr. Yuk does uses the Mr. Yuk technique, but it fails.*
For the next 3 days he will be tortured by not having access to his electronic devices. He will also be put to death after 3 days so he will never be able to kill another cow again.

I did not kill them. I only kill helpless women and girls and innocent children