Nope.. English is not a difficult language to understand and so far you haven't used words I didn't understand. And even when I don't understand it, mostly the rest of that sentence indicates the meaning of that word.
Stop quibbling. I'm not ubiquitous. I need to respond to other threads without worrying about the lead. Did you understand what I wrote?
Quibbling = kibbelen. To argue about nothing important.
Ubiquitous must mean something like 'I am not joking around'
The first one is right. Ubiquitous means present basically. He's saying he can't appear in two places at once
And how many people do use that word actually in real life ??
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