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    6 years as a liberal arts major in college, I never thought of joining a bunch of programmers and started to work on iPhone apps development. Somehow, the longer I stay in the team, the more I love the ways programmers think and pretty much, the jokes about programmers

    So I hope this thread is not only just another "Off Topic" one here in iMore. I will try to regularly update programmer jokes and funny pics (pics as one is worth 1k words, right?). If you enjoy them, please leave your comments. If you have better jokes/pics, please share with me, as it’s never a bad thing to have some fun, right!?

    Note: I don't mean to mock someone or what, but just trying to have a little fun and hopefully, build some relationships

    I'll start it off

    1. Easter Egg
    Boss: Have you finished that code yet? You've been working on it all week. It should've taken you an hour.
    Programmer: I finished the code in 10 mins but I'm still trying to think of a joke to hide in it, that no-one will ever see.

    2. With or Without a job
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    3. Italic Type
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    4. #1 Excuse
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    Last edited by Mary_Young; 03-12-2014 at 09:05 AM.
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    03-11-2014 11:45 AM
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    5. Problem about being a programmer
    My mom said: "Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6"

    I came back with 6 bottles of milk.

    She said: "Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?"

    I said: "BECAUSE THEY HAD EGGS!!!"

    6. Wild Programmers in their Natural Habitat
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    7. How Programmers and Users See Each Other
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    8. IT Saints
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    03-12-2014 03:04 AM
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    9. Change a light bulb
    Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: none, that's a hardware problem

    10. Gender Difference
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    11. Birthday Cake
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    12. The Truth
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    03-14-2014 04:11 AM
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    13. Define "algorithm"
    Algorithm (noun)
    Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.

    14. Different angles
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    15. IE, the #1 browser
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    16. What is a Programmer?
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    03-17-2014 04:47 AM
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    17. Programming VS. Sex
    Programming is a lot like sex. One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.

    18. User-Friendly
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    19. Why do JAVA programmers wear glasses?
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    20. HTML for Food
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    03-21-2014 06:25 AM
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    21. Round Figure

    Programmer teaching mathematics:

    "Assume we have 1000 apples, or let's take a round figure, 1024 apples."

    22. Copy & Paste
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    23. Italic Style
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    24. Pi and its alter ego
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    03-25-2014 10:54 AM
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    25. 10 kinds of People
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.

    26. Taking Control
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    27. Because Apple doesn't support Flash
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    28. No place like HOME
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    03-26-2014 05:50 AM

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