If your username was how you died?

[anon6040766]

Stole this from another forum but was a lot of fun. Here's how it works:

I'm CrackedRoso and I died chasing after my French Bulldog Rosco and falling and Cracking my head...

See, CrackedRosco, simple enough...

1, 2, 3, GO!

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[blackmagicwoman]

I'm black I work magic and I'm a woman. Quite simple....

 

[blackmagicwoman]

Oh didn't read it right... I was white then I fell off a building trying to work some magic and turned black when I hit the ground.

 

[Beyond Fire]

With my username I wouldnt feel comfortable at all talking about this lol


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[Septembersrain]

I drowned in a Septembers Rain....

Edit: Which would mean I was born and died during a flood in San Antonio. Pretty cool.

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[kataran]

I was running from a gang of cats that finally chased me down and ate me


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[anon6040766]

With my username I wouldnt feel comfortable at all talking about this lol


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Lol...


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[anon6040766]

I drowned in a Septembers Rain....

Edit: Which would mean I was born and died during a flood in San Antonio. Pretty cool.

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I concur...


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[anon6040766]

I was running from a gang of cats that finally chased me down and ate me


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I'm allergic to cats, would've killed me too.


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[EmceeGeek]

I'm allergic to cats, would've killed me too.


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Me too. Lol


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[iHackPro]

I killed myself?


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[metllicamilitia]

I was killed by a militia comprised of slow people unable to pronounce Metallica correctly.


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[sherlock]

I'd get sherlocked

 

[kataran]

I'd get sherlocked

Sounds painful


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[johnboysupergolf]

It happened at a par 4(266 yards). I hit a 5 wood and it went straight in the hole. In all the excitement I had a heart attack and died.


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[Peligro911]

Hmm I was in danger and called 911 but I died because I was put on hold lol


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[joemd60]

I was born, and my parents named me Joe... Never mind.

 

[iOS Gravity]

I was trying to use my iOS device and then the gravity reversed, so I flew into space.

 

[OrbitualNoob]

I was being such a noob, the government sent me into an orbit around Earth.

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[rdiddy_25]

P.Diddy got pissed I made fun of his name