Yo Mama Jokes

Carjackd · Apr 19, 2014

Yo Moma is so fat when she sits around the house...she sits around the house

Carjackd · Apr 19, 2014

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

JobSteves · Apr 19, 2014

Your momma is so fat she plays pool withe planets.

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kataran · Apr 20, 2014

Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her ****, then at her face, and said Twins

iOS Gravity · Apr 20, 2014

kataran said:
Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her ****, then at her face, and said Twins

I wonder what "****" is...

thatgirl87 · Apr 20, 2014

Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

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iOS Gravity · May 31, 2014

Yo mama so ugly, she put the Boogie Man out of business.

iOS Gravity · May 31, 2014

Yo mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

iOS Gravity · May 31, 2014

Yo mama so ugly, Santa pays an elf to drop off her gifts for Christmas.

iOS Gravity · May 31, 2014

Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call.

iOS Gravity · May 31, 2014

Yo mama so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

iOS Gravity · May 31, 2014

Yo mama is so fat that Dracula got Type 2 Diabetes after biting her neck.

iOS Gravity · May 31, 2014

Yo mama is so fat that when she visited Toronto's City Hall, she was arrested for trying to smuggle 500 lbs of crack into Mayor Rob Ford's office.

sherlock · Jun 1, 2014

Yo mama' s cooking is so bad, that the flies helped fix the screen door.

Septembersrain · Jun 1, 2014

sherlock said:
Yo mama' s cooking is so bad, that the flies helped fix the screen door.

That took me entirely too long to get.

Kinda like how long it took yo mama to stop staring at orange juice because it said "Concentrate".

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the_tech_eater · Jul 9, 2014

Yo momma so old her birth certificate says "expired"

Yossi12 · Aug 10, 2014

Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample!

Yossi12 · Aug 10, 2014

Yo mama so poor your family ate cornflakes with a fork to save milk!

Yossi12 · Aug 10, 2014

Yo mama so stupid that it took her 2 years to finish a puzzle and said "hey look how smart I am, it says on the box 3-5 years!

Yossi12 · Aug 10, 2014

Yo mama so stupid that when she stepped on a scale she said "hey that's my phone number"!