False. (So so false).
NP got five or less hours of sleep last night.
False
NP works 8am to 5pm
False. Graveyard shift.
NP will be at work on Christmas (I hope not).
True
NP done has gifts under Christmas Tree..
NP is having a cigar tonight..
False!!!
NP is watching TV while posting on iMore.
False (I wish)
OP likes TV Christmas specials ( I'm watching Charlie Brown Christmas with the kids right now)