What is your profession?

[Janey_G]

What do you do for a living? Do you like it?

Right now I'm a stay at home mom. When I was working ages ago I was working in the Human Resources field.

 

[anon(4698833)]

I work at Taco Bell...I'm the guy that puts sour cream on the tacos if you ask for it. It's not a challenging job, nor is it very glamorous...but it's very satisfying. If you bite into that taco supreme and you get that flavor explosion provided by my putting sour cream on it, it's like we're brought together in some cosmic way.

 

[anon(631531)]

I work at Taco Bell...I'm the guy that puts sour cream on the tacos if you ask for it. It's not a challenging job, nor is it very glamorous...but it's very satisfying. If you bite into that taco supreme and you get that flavor explosion provided by my putting sour cream on it, it's like we're brought together in some cosmic way.

Does that job require you to carry a Glock?

 

[Just_Me_D]

I suppose I'm a professional, but voluntary, article, blog, news and forum reader and political tweep.......I used to have a real job until I retired. Maybe I'll get another real job one day.

 

[GingerSnapsBack]

I am a professional Mongolian yak herder.

 

[anon(4698833)]

Does that job require you to carry a Glock?

Secretly...I'm the Sour Cream Secret Service (or SCSS for short).

 

[BLiNK]

pr0n star

 

[anon(4698833)]

pr0n star

You hiring? I'm a cream master.

 

[BLiNK]

You hiring? I'm a cream master.

LMAO. i bet Janey_G really did not know what she just created here

 

[Janey_G]

LOL! I think I've opened up a can of crazy worms! I need to think up some kind of interesting professional name so I don't sound so lame.

Does "Household Management Specialist" sound less lame?

 

[anon(4698833)]

Sounds pretty impressive! I'm a federal cop but Sour Cream Secret Service sounds so much more radical so I'm sticking with that...or porn, if Blink hires me.

 

[anon(631531)]

here's a good name...Dirk Diggler.

 

[anon(4698833)]

I was thinking Grunty McGruntikins...

 

[anon(631531)]

OORAH!

 

[Crude Berry]

Project Manager for an oilfield environmental company.

 

[Janey_G]

Sounds pretty impressive! I'm a federal cop but Sour Cream Secret Service sounds so much more radical so I'm sticking with that...or porn, if Blink hires me.

Sour Cream Secret Service sounds like a good porn movie title. And you could be the star! ROFL

 

[END]

Independently wealthy, my father invented bill padding.

 

[rdiddy_25]

I invented post-it!!

 

[LSglock89]

Inventory Management and full time student.

 

[BlackBerry Guy]

Project Manager for a disaster restoration company.