Open letter to Steve Jobs

[LazyStarGazer]

Dear Steve.

You said you weren't like other guys. You said you'd call.

You said it was magical, revolutionary...


P.S. You forgot your VZW/CDMA/Sprint iPhone. I'm gonna sell it to Gizmodo.

 

[ctt1wbw]

Dear Mr. Jobs,

I've been using Apple products since the day the Apple // came out. Can I have a job?

Wayne

 

[uhanrodric]

Dear Steve,

Nice face.

Juan

sent from my invisible iPhone

 

[BLiNK]

Dear Steve,

is iOS 5 really the jailbreak killer??

regards,

BLiNK

 

[whmurray]

Dear Steve,

is iOS 5 really the jailbreak killer??

regards,

BLiNK

I thought iOS4 was. The issue now is attitude. There are some who use iOS but are really Android users at heart. I hope that Steve will not cater to them.

By implementing a restrictive policy and doing it so well, Steve has changed the computer security paradigm, certainly materially and perhaps forever.

 

[BewitchedWitch21#AC]

Dear Steve,

I love you and Apple. The end.

 

[anon(631531)]

Steve,

Canada is your closest neighbour why are we getting shafted on the iPhone 4 launch? Germany is getting it before us for pete's sake

sent from my iPhone

Hey Ricky, i think it's because you people of the true north use the letter "u" where it does not belong! If you want to be British, then drive on the left side of the road. HaHaHa!

 

[whmurray]

Dear Steve,

I love you and Apple. The end.

You must be what they call an "Apple Fanboy."

 

[BLiNK]

Dear Steve,

I love you and Apple. The end.

You must be what they call an "Apple Fanboy."

o snap!

 

[kch50428]

You must be what they call an "Apple Fanboy."

With a name like "Kaylajoy21" wouldn't it be Fangirl?

 

[whmurray]

With a name like "Kaylajoy21" wouldn't it be Fangirl?

I thought "Apple Fanboy" was gender neutral. It's not?

 

[BLiNK]

according the the urban dictionary you may be correct

fanboy

1. A person who is completely loyal to a game or company regardless of if they suck or not.
2. A pathetic insult often used by fanboys themselves to try and put down people who don't like whatever it is they like.

it does not specify whether it is a male or female so it may be best to just assume it applies to both

 

[whmurray]

according the the urban dictionary you may be correct



it does not specify whether it is a male or female so it may be best to just assume it applies to both

Ha! Vindicated! Yeah!

My favorite definition is "one of the faithful."

 

[whmurray]

Dear Steve, thanks for iOS and for keeping it closed and secure. That took both vision and courage.