1. BLiNK's Avatar
    Blake Shelton.

    every time he opens his mouth i dream of pouring cow dung into it
    05-07-2013 11:40 PM
  2. seashell93's Avatar
    Having to tell my girls sad news...
    05-08-2013 08:17 AM
  3. BLiNK's Avatar
    went to the grocery store earlier today after realizing i needed a few things. i only had 4 bags worth of groceries and not too heavily loaded

    !! $57.89 !! WTF?! it's getting ridiculous anymore

    who should we blame?
    BergerKing and hydrogen3 like this.
    05-12-2013 11:25 PM
  4. BergerKing's Avatar
    Ijjits that pass my truck just to slam on the brakes to get off the exit in front of me. People, just because it has eighteen wheels doesn't mean it has 18 brakes. My truck weighs 40 tons, the average medium car, maybe two. A person cutting in like that gets a new title if something goes wrong: Speed Bump.
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    05-14-2013 03:56 AM
  5. BergerKing's Avatar
    Blake Shelton.

    every time he opens his mouth i dream of pouring cow dung into it
    Hate to see what you've done to that blender to liquefy cow dung....
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    05-14-2013 03:58 AM
  6. Relletti's Avatar
    Ijjits that pass my truck just to slam on the brakes to get off the exit in front of me. People, just because it has eighteen wheels doesn't mean it has 18 brakes. My truck weighs 40 tons, the average medium car, maybe two. A person cutting in like that gets a new title if something goes wrong: Speed Bump.
    That's people for you. People gamble with their life too much when driving. Ain't no way I'm pulling that move in front of a 18 wheeler.
    05-14-2013 08:48 AM
  7. kch50428's Avatar
    Mother Nature... she's having a hot/dry flash. 92 - humidity 20%... not long ago we had over 6" snow on the ground...
    05-14-2013 12:49 PM
  8. hydrogen3's Avatar
    Disgruntled co—workers...
    05-14-2013 01:18 PM
  9. BergerKing's Avatar
    I have a technologically advanced truck, and it features a system called OnGuard, which has a forward looking radar in the bumper. It is a marvel with a mission:help keep drivers and motorists safer.

    This little wonder is tied into the systems of the truck. While on cruise control, the unit adjusts speed automatically to maintain a safe following distance. There is a drawback. If the yo-yo you're following cannot maintain a speed, you'll feel like you're driving a Slinky. If the vehicle in front of you suddenly slows down, an audible alert begins beeping. You don't respond, it begins braking, and if the vehicle ahead stops, it screeches and slams on the brakes hard.

    But the most irritating is following a yo-yo'ing yo-yo.
    05-15-2013 12:06 PM
  10. BLiNK's Avatar
    farmers tan. gonna have to hit the tanning salon to even out
    05-15-2013 08:49 PM
  11. seashell93's Avatar
    The visual BLiNK just gave... lol
    05-16-2013 07:39 PM
  12. BLiNK's Avatar
    Robin Thicke
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    05-17-2013 01:34 AM
  13. hydrogen3's Avatar
    Burger King! (the restaurant)
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    05-17-2013 07:56 AM
  14. SeanHRCC's Avatar
    Gas stations (typically run by a certain group of people) that charge anywhere from 15-30 cents more per gallon than the station literally right down the road for no real reason (no convenience factor issue, not a particularly nice gas station, etc). It's very easy to avoid these gas stations, and just keep driving until you get to the one with the normal pricing...but when i see them, i just want to walk inside and go "WTF are you doing man? How are you still in business?"
    05-17-2013 08:58 AM
  15. grunt0300's Avatar
    Gas stations (typically run by a certain group of people) that charge anywhere from 15-30 cents more per gallon than the station literally right down the road for no real reason (no convenience factor issue, not a particularly nice gas station, etc). It's very easy to avoid these gas stations, and just keep driving until you get to the one with the normal pricing...but when i see them, i just want to walk inside and go "WTF are you doing man? How are you still in business?"
    They're still in business, because enough idiots still go there to buy their gas. We have more oil off our own coast, than in all of the Arab World. We just have to be allowed to drill for it.
    05-17-2013 09:24 AM
  16. abazigal's Avatar
    People who thoughtlessly dirty toilets. Seriously - how does one end up getting urine all over the toilet seat?!?
    05-17-2013 10:22 AM
  17. BLiNK's Avatar
    People who thoughtlessly dirty toilets. Seriously - how does one end up getting urine all over the toilet seat?!?
    whoops. sorry 'bout that
    05-18-2013 02:43 AM
  18. BLiNK's Avatar
    i hate when Alex Jones starts to make sense
    05-18-2013 02:44 AM
  19. grunt0300's Avatar
    People who thoughtlessly dirty toilets. Seriously - how does one end up getting urine all over the toilet seat?!?
    Hello, they forget to lift up the seat.
    05-18-2013 11:46 AM
  20. kch50428's Avatar
    Mowing the lawn...
    05-18-2013 12:23 PM
  21. bamf-hacker's Avatar
    Mowing the lawn...
    Second that
    05-20-2013 09:00 PM
  22. BLiNK's Avatar
    Mother Nature. she can be a real biitch sometimes
    bamf-hacker and hydrogen3 like this.
    05-20-2013 09:05 PM
  23. hydrogen3's Avatar
    Cream Corn!
    05-22-2013 12:29 PM
  24. Richard Nieves's Avatar
    the iPhones battery life
    Really? That's one of my favorite things about the iPhone!! It always lasts me the day! I've never had that before this phone!!
    05-23-2013 09:29 AM
  25. seashell93's Avatar
    Missing someone...
    05-23-2013 02:49 PM
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