[BLiNK]

Blake Shelton.

every time he opens his mouth i dream of pouring cow dung into it

[seashell93]

Having to tell my girls sad news...

[BLiNK]

went to the grocery store earlier today after realizing i needed a few things. i only had 4 bags worth of groceries and not too heavily loaded

!! $57.89 !! WTF?! it's getting ridiculous anymore

who should we blame?

[BergerKing]

Ijjits that pass my truck just to slam on the brakes to get off the exit in front of me. People, just because it has eighteen wheels doesn't mean it has 18 brakes. My truck weighs 40 tons, the average medium car, maybe two. A person cutting in like that gets a new title if something goes wrong: Speed Bump.

[BergerKing]

Blake Shelton.

every time he opens his mouth i dream of pouring cow dung into it

Hate to see what you've done to that blender to liquefy cow dung....

[Relletti]

Ijjits that pass my truck just to slam on the brakes to get off the exit in front of me. People, just because it has eighteen wheels doesn't mean it has 18 brakes. My truck weighs 40 tons, the average medium car, maybe two. A person cutting in like that gets a new title if something goes wrong: Speed Bump.

That's people for you. People gamble with their life too much when driving. Ain't no way I'm pulling that move in front of a 18 wheeler.

[kch50428]

Mother Nature... she's having a hot/dry flash. 92° - humidity 20%... not long ago we had over 6" snow on the ground...

[hydrogen3]

Disgruntled co—workers...

[BergerKing]

I have a technologically advanced truck, and it features a system called OnGuard, which has a forward looking radar in the bumper. It is a marvel with a mission:help keep drivers and motorists safer.

This little wonder is tied into the systems of the truck. While on cruise control, the unit adjusts speed automatically to maintain a safe following distance. There is a drawback. If the yo-yo you're following cannot maintain a speed, you'll feel like you're driving a Slinky. If the vehicle in front of you suddenly slows down, an audible alert begins beeping. You don't respond, it begins braking, and if the vehicle ahead stops, it screeches and slams on the brakes hard.

But the most irritating is following a yo-yo'ing yo-yo.

[BLiNK]

farmers tan. gonna have to hit the tanning salon to even out

[seashell93]

The visual BLiNK just gave... lol

[BLiNK]

Robin Thicke

[hydrogen3]

Burger King! (the restaurant)

[anon(4698833)]

Gas stations (typically run by a certain group of people) that charge anywhere from 15-30 cents more per gallon than the station literally right down the road for no real reason (no convenience factor issue, not a particularly nice gas station, etc). It's very easy to avoid these gas stations, and just keep driving until you get to the one with the normal pricing...but when i see them, i just want to walk inside and go "WTF are you doing man? How are you still in business?"

[grunt0300]

Gas stations (typically run by a certain group of people) that charge anywhere from 15-30 cents more per gallon than the station literally right down the road for no real reason (no convenience factor issue, not a particularly nice gas station, etc). It's very easy to avoid these gas stations, and just keep driving until you get to the one with the normal pricing...but when i see them, i just want to walk inside and go "WTF are you doing man? How are you still in business?"

They're still in business, because enough idiots still go there to buy their gas. We have more oil off our own coast, than in all of the Arab World. We just have to be allowed to drill for it.

[abazigal]

People who thoughtlessly dirty toilets. Seriously - how does one end up getting urine all over the toilet seat?!?

[BLiNK]

People who thoughtlessly dirty toilets. Seriously - how does one end up getting urine all over the toilet seat?!?

whoops. sorry 'bout that

[BLiNK]

i hate when Alex Jones starts to make sense

[grunt0300]

People who thoughtlessly dirty toilets. Seriously - how does one end up getting urine all over the toilet seat?!?

Hello, they forget to lift up the seat.

[kch50428]

Mowing the lawn...

[bamf-hacker]

Mowing the lawn...

Second that…

[BLiNK]

Mother Nature. she can be a real biitch sometimes

[hydrogen3]

Cream Corn!

[Richard Nieves]

the iPhones battery life

Really? That's one of my favorite things about the iPhone!! It always lasts me the day! I've never had that before this phone!!

[seashell93]

Missing someone...