NSFW: Apple is doomed without a purple MacBook

[iMore.com]

I found that I absolutely love empty Apple Stores, and I hope that you do too.
Shut up, you vulgar little tongue cluckers. There is nothing not fabulous about being able to walk into a serene, austere Apple Store and check out the new gear without having to stand in line and feel boxed in.

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