The last post wins!

[Tartarus]

Well, I'm trying to cast a spell to obtain all demonic powers from all demons ever.. But first I have to find a way to summon them.

 

[DroidArmy]

Well, I'm trying to cast a spell to obtain all demonic powers from all demons ever.. But first I have to find a way to summon them.

I hear they like Android!

 

[Tartarus]

Nah, they're bb users. That's worse

 

[DroidArmy]

Nah, they're bb users. That's worse

Windows Phone...*shudder*

 

[kataran]

Demons can't get by Apple encryption

 

[Tartarus]

Demons can't get by Apple encryption

They're not as powerful as I am

 

[Tartarus]

Demons can't get by Apple encryption

Because I'm the only humanoid demon, I have some Angelic juice in me.. You can say I'm an hybrid. That's why Abaddon was so afraid of me in the first case.

But his days are almost over. I'm almost finished casting my last spell.. I need just some rare ingredients first.

Who can help me obtain a kidney of a newborn?? He must not be older than 10 days, be in perfect health, have blue eyes and brunette hairs, his parents must be purebreds. So no interracial stuff. And the kid must been born on a Thursday afternoon.

 

[kataran]

Let me check my freezer

 

[HAWK]

Winning


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[iOS Gravity]

https://medium.com/medium-long/15308056cfae

Come to think of it, my iPhone and iPod are usually off, nowadays. I was a couple of hours late on the news about Apple buying Beats.

 

[iOS Gravity]

Maya Angelou died today. I used the define feature in iOS to look her up and it says that she is still alive.

 

[iOS Gravity]

Because I'm the only humanoid demon, I have some Angelic juice in me.. You can say I'm an hybrid. That's why Abaddon was so afraid of me in the first case.

But his days are almost over. I'm almost finished casting my last spell.. I need just some rare ingredients first.

Who can help me obtain a kidney of a newborn?? He must not be older than 10 days, be in perfect health, have blue eyes and brunette hairs, his parents must be purebreds. So no interracial stuff. And the kid must been born on a Thursday afternoon.

Doesn't The Tech Eater have a son now?

 

[DroidArmy]

Come to think of it, my iPhone and iPod are usually off, nowadays. I was a couple of hours late on the news about Apple buying Beats.

I got notified about it from an app I have. My phone is never off for more than a few minutes. I'm too far gone!

 

[iOS Gravity]

Doesn't The Tech Eater have a son now?

I guess his son's been keeping him away from the forums.

 

[Tartarus]

Maya Angelou died today. I used the define feature in iOS to look her up and it says that she is still alive.

My condolences. Was she a relative of yours?

 

[iOS Gravity]

I guess his son's been keeping him away from the forums.

Maybe Yuk was right after all.

 

[iOS Gravity]

My condolences. Was she a relative of yours?

Do you know who she is?

 

[Tartarus]

Doesn't The Tech Eater have a son now?

The_Tech_Eater himself is just a kid

 

[iOS Gravity]

The_Tech_Eater himself is just a kid

You don't know what's going on in America these days.

 

[Tartarus]

Do you know who she is?

Poet, civil rights activist, dancer, film producer, television producer, playwright, film director, author, actress, professor