1. Tartarus's Avatar
    A certifiable one
    03-24-2015 06:21 PM
  2. Tartarus's Avatar
    I think I'm gonna kidnap a newborn and raise it as my own.
    03-24-2015 06:32 PM
  3. Tartarus's Avatar
    I'm at the hospitals children's department right now
    03-24-2015 06:32 PM
  4. Tartarus's Avatar
    It's horrific to see how few security measures are taken for kidnappings and all
    03-24-2015 06:33 PM
  5. Tartarus's Avatar
    Those kids are left unsupervised, without any security cameras in the vicinity. The closest nurse is like 5 rooms away at the moment
    03-24-2015 06:34 PM
  6. Tartarus's Avatar
    Help me out
    03-24-2015 06:34 PM
  7. Tartarus's Avatar
    What shall I take? A boy or a girl? A blonde or brown haired kid?
    03-24-2015 06:34 PM
  8. Tartarus's Avatar
    I have a headache. I think I'm gonna amputate my head
    03-24-2015 07:06 PM
  9. ThePinkChameleon's Avatar
    I have a headache. I think I'm gonna amputate my head
    πŸ‘Œperfect . I have a chain saw you can use πŸ‘€
    03-24-2015 07:18 PM
  10. Tartarus's Avatar
    Nah, that gives such a mess. I'll use a razor
    03-24-2015 07:18 PM
  11. Tartarus's Avatar
    A single bladed razor, that is
    03-24-2015 07:19 PM
  12. ThePinkChameleon's Avatar
    A single bladed razor, that is
    😐oh.....right . And that won't make a damn bloody mess...? πŸ”ͺ
    03-24-2015 07:20 PM
  13. Tartarus's Avatar
    At least the blood won't splatter around. It'll drip in just one place. Much easy to clean after.
    03-24-2015 07:21 PM
  14. ThePinkChameleon's Avatar
    At least the blood won't splatter around. It'll drip in just one place. Much easy to clean after.
    Well your on your own there buddy. I'm not cleaning the blood from your disaster....I see enough of that in the mobπŸ˜‹
    03-24-2015 07:22 PM
  15. Tartarus's Avatar
    But you're a woman. You're supposed to clean the mess. It's like an unwritten law or something
    03-24-2015 07:27 PM
  16. ThePinkChameleon's Avatar
    βœ‹No no no no no. The men can clean that sh*t up......πŸ’
    03-24-2015 07:30 PM
  17. Tartarus's Avatar
    Why are you defying the first unwritten law of mankind?
    03-24-2015 07:31 PM
  18. ThePinkChameleon's Avatar
    Because I can. Because I am woman. Hear me roarπŸ…
    03-24-2015 07:35 PM
  19. Tartarus's Avatar
    I will only accept Katy Perry roaring. Not you.
    03-24-2015 07:35 PM
  20. Tartarus's Avatar
    I'm off to bed. Goodnight y'all
    03-24-2015 07:43 PM
  21. sanibel's Avatar
    McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sucks
    Fish in general sucks
    McDonald's in general sucks...
    03-24-2015 07:51 PM
  22. ThePinkChameleon's Avatar
    I'm off to bed. Goodnight y'all
    G'night Yuk. Sleep that headache away...πŸ’€πŸ’€
    McDonald's in general sucks...
    Agreed
    03-24-2015 08:05 PM
  23. ThePinkChameleon's Avatar
    Heeeeeelloooooooo. Good late evening, early morn.
    03-24-2015 11:53 PM
  24. ThePinkChameleon's Avatar
    Oh......and does anybody know what day it is?!?!?!?πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚

    🐫πŸͺ🐫πŸͺ
    03-25-2015 12:07 AM
  25. hydrogen3's Avatar
    When I'm older, I'm gonna be a serial killer and start with hydrogen3
    1-800-drlaura. She can help with these psychotic issues.
    03-25-2015 06:04 AM
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