1. Tartarus's Avatar
    Guys, it was nice knowing y'all. I've had a great time here. In a few hours I will be dead, 'cause I downloaded Taken 3 illegally.
    02-01-2015 02:54 PM
  2. Septembersrain's Avatar
    Guys, it was nice knowing y'all. I've had a great time here. In a few hours I will be dead, 'cause I downloaded Taken 3 illegally.
    LOL You'll be okay. I've survived being a pirate. (Do not do as we do kids).
    02-01-2015 03:52 PM
  3. Tartarus's Avatar
    Yeah but this is Liam Neeson we're talking about. He can find me everywhere.. I'm flabbergasted he didn't find me already. I've been at it for over an hour now
    02-01-2015 03:54 PM
  4. Tartarus's Avatar
    Am I the only one who can't take Forest Whitaker serious as an actor?? That guy is even worse than me at the final play I played in when graduating from elementary school. And believe me, I was the ****tiest of the whole class. My self esteem didn't survive that day..
    02-01-2015 04:41 PM
  5. warcraftWidow's Avatar
    Am I the only one who can't take Forest Whitaker serious as an actor?? That guy is even worse than me at the final play I played in when graduating from elementary school. And believe me, I was the ****tiest of the whole class. My self esteem didn't survive that day..
    Who is Forest Whitaker?
    02-01-2015 04:42 PM
  6. Tartarus's Avatar
    Who is Forest Whitaker?
    Exactly
    02-01-2015 04:49 PM
  7. Tartarus's Avatar
    This bloke
    02-01-2015 04:51 PM
  8. warcraftWidow's Avatar
    Don't think I've ever seen him before.
    02-01-2015 04:53 PM
  9. Tartarus's Avatar
    Don't think I've ever seen him before.
    Oh he's famous alright. Has played in a lot of movies and series, 105 to be precise. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001845/?mode=desktop
    02-01-2015 04:57 PM
  10. Spencerdl's Avatar



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    02-01-2015 05:02 PM
  11. Tartarus's Avatar
    Despite the fact she only plays in B-movies I'm in love with Maiara Walsh
    02-01-2015 06:49 PM
  12. Tartarus's Avatar
    02-01-2015 06:50 PM
  13. Tartarus's Avatar
    I'm watching a movie of hers which hasn't aired yet. How awesome is that?
    02-01-2015 06:53 PM
  14. Tartarus's Avatar
    You would be a redneck if:

    You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

    You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

    The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

    You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

    Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.

    You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

    You mow your lawn and find a car.

    You can spit without opening your mouth.

    Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.

    You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

    Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

    There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

    You take a fishing pole to Sea World.

    The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

    You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.

    You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.

    Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

    Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

    You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.

    The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

    More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

    You think the stock market has a fence around it.

    You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

    You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

    Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

    Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

    Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

    You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

    You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

    Your home has more miles on it than your car.
    Your Christmas tree is still up in February.

    You've ever been arrested for loitering.

    You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.

    There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

    You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

    You've ever shot anyone for looking at you.

    You own a homemade fur coat.

    Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

    Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

    You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
    02-01-2015 07:14 PM
  15. Tartarus's Avatar
    Just watch the photos and you'll understand the joke http://www.slechtegrappen.nl/jongens...er-voor-moeder
    02-01-2015 08:08 PM
  16. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    I knew the Pats were going to win. I'd never let the team that beat my pack win. I was also anticipating this for several years now.
    02-01-2015 10:27 PM
  17. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    LOL You'll be okay. I've survived being a pirate. (Do not do as we do kids).
    Too late.
    02-01-2015 11:18 PM
  18. sanibel's Avatar
    Happy day to all
    02-02-2015 07:06 AM
  19. Spencerdl's Avatar
    Good Morning Everyone. Have a GREAT WEEK
    02-02-2015 07:17 AM
  20. Tartarus's Avatar
    .
    I was at sleep when you called me. It was 4:24 AM
    02-02-2015 07:42 AM
  21. HAWK's Avatar
    Good Morning Everyone. Have a GREAT WEEK
    You as well spencer


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    02-02-2015 08:27 AM
  22. kataran's Avatar
    Good afternoon everyone

    More snow again today until 10 PM
    02-02-2015 11:25 AM
  23. kataran's Avatar
    Groundhog says 6 more weeks of Winter
    02-02-2015 11:26 AM
  24. Spencerdl's Avatar
    Good Afternoon. No snow but a cool day for me



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    02-02-2015 11:27 AM
  25. DroidArmy's Avatar
    Uh, what happened to the like and thanks buttons on tapatalk? They've changed
    Tartarus likes this.
    02-02-2015 12:27 PM
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