1. kataran's Avatar
    They don't have FaceTime? And those USB thingies you can plug in to your computer to copulate ??
    Lol


    Roaming cost a fortune
    06-01-2014 05:04 PM
  2. Tartarus's Avatar
    I have a portable teleporter. Give me your location and I'll be there in an eye wink
    06-01-2014 05:05 PM
  3. kataran's Avatar
    lol that would be cool
    06-01-2014 05:12 PM
  4. kataran's Avatar
    Beam me into Snookie's bedroom
    06-01-2014 05:12 PM
  5. Tartarus's Avatar
    No, she is fugly. I regularly sneak into Lindsy Fonsecas bedroom while she is sleeping. I'm in love with her
    06-01-2014 05:46 PM
  6. Tartarus's Avatar
    It's a shame she never sleeps without pajamas or a blanket
    06-01-2014 05:46 PM
  7. kataran's Avatar
    It's a shame she never sleeps without pajamas or a blanket
    Gonna take your transporter away from you


    Your grounded go to your room
    06-01-2014 05:57 PM
  8. Tartarus's Avatar
    Why, God, why??
    06-01-2014 06:00 PM
  9. Tartarus's Avatar
    Gonna take your transporter away from you


    Your grounded go to your room
    But I love her and don't do her harm.. I just creep in to her bedroom, watching from a distance
    06-01-2014 06:00 PM
  10. DroidArmy's Avatar
    Beam me into Snookie's bedroom
    No, she is fugly. I regularly sneak into Lindsy Fonsecas bedroom while she is sleeping. I'm in love with her
    It's a shame she never sleeps without pajamas or a blanket
    The last post wins!-imageuploadedbytapatalk1401663778.153726.jpg
    06-01-2014 06:03 PM
  11. kataran's Avatar
    Then how do you know she doesn't wear jamies?
    06-01-2014 06:03 PM
  12. Tartarus's Avatar
    I said she wears them, or at least, that's what I think. She always sleeps with a blanket
    06-01-2014 06:04 PM
  13. Tartarus's Avatar
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    Can't help it bro. I'm in love with her and she won't speak to me if I was to talk to her. I don't think she'll talk to me. I'm beneath her class
    06-01-2014 06:05 PM
  14. Tartarus's Avatar
    I said she wears them, or at least, that's what I think. She always sleeps with a blanket
    Lol, I just quoted myself, where I just wanted to edit it
    06-01-2014 06:05 PM
  15. DroidArmy's Avatar
    Can't help it bro. I'm in love with her and she won't speak to me if I was to talk to her. I don't think she'll talk to me. I'm beneath her class
    There's no need to go full creeper...
    06-01-2014 06:09 PM
  16. Tartarus's Avatar
    There's no need to go full creeper...
    I know, I don't touch her, don't smell her. Just watching. I don't even take photos out of respect..
    06-01-2014 06:10 PM
  17. Tartarus's Avatar
    Later fellas, I've decided to teleport in her bathroom, she is gonna take a bath. I'm gonna take me chances with her. Wish me luck.

    Since I'm able to teleport, she'll not send me away.
    06-01-2014 06:11 PM
  18. Septembersrain's Avatar
    We are earthlings as well
    You I'm not too sure of. LOL!

    Sent from the bigger Berry using Tapatalk.
    06-01-2014 06:12 PM
  19. Tartarus's Avatar
    Technology has it's benefits. And she'll embrace that power with me
    06-01-2014 06:12 PM
  20. DroidArmy's Avatar
    Later fellas, I've decided to teleport in her bathroom, she is gonna take a bath. I'm gonna take me chances with her. Wish me luck.

    Since I'm able to teleport, she'll not send me away.
    If you decide to bang her, remember to use extra
    The last post wins!-imageuploadedbytapatalk1401664347.000140.jpg
    06-01-2014 06:12 PM
  21. Tartarus's Avatar
    You I'm not too sure of. LOL!

    Sent from the bigger Berry using Tapatalk.
    I love you too
    06-01-2014 06:12 PM
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    This made me laugh. Thanks.

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    06-01-2014 06:13 PM
  23. Tartarus's Avatar
    If you decide to bang her, remember to use extra
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    You're making me shy
    06-01-2014 06:13 PM
  24. Septembersrain's Avatar
    If you decide to bang her, remember to use extra
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    You and these photos. Positively amazing.

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    06-01-2014 06:13 PM
  25. Tartarus's Avatar
    Yeah, so?
    06-01-2014 06:20 PM
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