1. DroidArmy's Avatar
    I sometimes wish it was possible to poisson somebody over the internet
    You wouldn't happen to be a hitman, would you? Because you'd be an excellent one
    05-12-2014 08:13 PM
  2. Tartarus's Avatar
    You wouldn't happen to be a hitman, would you? Because you'd be an excellent one
    I tried a rifle at a fair. I'm no good at it.. I shot with a gun before, but only in the air, so I don't know how I would do..

    However, I was great with Duck Hunt on Nintendo, back in the day
    05-12-2014 08:15 PM
  3. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    Yeah, he annoying! Which is why I ignored him.

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    05-12-2014 08:15 PM
  4. kataran's Avatar
    I tried a rifle at a fair. I'm no good at it.. I shot with a gun before, but only in the air, so I don't know how I would do..

    However, I was great with Duck Hunt on Nintendo, back in the day
    Download this and see how you do

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/clay...mUvbUpU2251770
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    05-12-2014 08:21 PM
  5. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    I am the marksmen here! I can hit anything with my .17 HMR Ruger!

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    05-12-2014 08:23 PM
  6. Tartarus's Avatar
    I am the marksmen here! I can hit anything with my .17 HMR Ruger!

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    Show-off
    05-12-2014 08:23 PM
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    Show-off
    Thanks

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    05-12-2014 08:25 PM
  8. Tartarus's Avatar
    Nice and funny game kataran. Thanks
    05-12-2014 08:25 PM
  9. DroidArmy's Avatar
    I am the marksmen here! I can hit anything with my .17 HMR Ruger!

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    I've never fired a gun! Heh heh, yeah...

    Can I blame the north? We don't really fire off guns up here
    05-12-2014 08:25 PM
  10. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    I've never fired a gun! Heh heh, yeah...

    Can I blame the north? We don't really fire off guns up here
    Omg! I've been shooting guns since I was >5! And I have 4 now, plus I can use my dads and brothers when ever I want. But tbh I rarely shoot anymore. And I don't hunt at all anymore.
    05-12-2014 08:30 PM
  11. Tartarus's Avatar
    I love my advices

    The last post wins!-imageuploadedbytapatalk1399944637.674834.jpg
    05-12-2014 08:30 PM
  12. kataran's Avatar
    Good advice
    05-12-2014 08:33 PM
  13. DroidArmy's Avatar
    I love my advices

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    A better response would've been:

    Okay, this sometimes works. Follow my instructions EXACTLY and your iPhone will be fixed. Go to your fridge and make an eggo waffle. Not for you, for the phone. It's obviously hungry after that refreshing swim. Put a piece of the eggo waffle in the charger port and add syrup to the screen. The iPhone won't accept the food if it isn't delicious. Next, let your phone tan. I suggest a sunny California beach for the best results. Your iPhone wants to be pretty, and you should let it. Now it's enjoyed it's day and is starting to get tired. Put your iPhone to bed and read it a story. Yes, a good one. How about the story of the little train that could? Wake it up in the morning after 11 hours exactly and it should work again.
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    05-12-2014 08:36 PM
  14. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    A better response would've been:

    Okay, this sometimes works. Follow my instructions EXACTLY and your iPhone will be fixed. Go to your fridge and make an eggo waffle. Not for you, for the phone. It's obviously hungry after that refreshing swim. Put a piece of the eggo waffle in the charger port and add syrup to the screen. The iPhone won't accept the food if it isn't delicious. Next, let your phone tan. I suggest a sunny California beach for the best results. Your iPhone wants to be pretty, and you should let it. Now it's enjoyed it's day and is starting to get tired. Put your iPhone to bed and read it a story. Yes, a good one. How about the story of the little train that could? Wake it up in the morning after 11 hours exactly and it should work again.
    Rofl!!!


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    05-12-2014 08:37 PM
  15. Tartarus's Avatar
    I wish it was possible to exclude whole sub-forums from the unread section on Macrumors. Within seconds it's filled with dozens of new topics, which aren't relevant for me
    05-12-2014 08:37 PM
  16. Tartarus's Avatar
    A better response would've been:

    Okay, this sometimes works. Follow my instructions EXACTLY and your iPhone will be fixed. Go to your fridge and make an eggo waffle. Not for you, for the phone. It's obviously hungry after that refreshing swim. Put a piece of the eggo waffle in the charger port and add syrup to the screen. The iPhone won't accept the food if it isn't delicious. Next, let your phone tan. I suggest a sunny California beach for the best results. Your iPhone wants to be pretty, and you should let it. Now it's enjoyed it's day and is starting to get tired. Put your iPhone to bed and read it a story. Yes, a good one. How about the story of the little train that could? Wake it up in the morning after 11 hours exactly and it should work again.
    Just grow some and post this in that thread, if you dare
    05-12-2014 08:39 PM
  17. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    I wish it was possible to exclude whole sub-forums from the unread section on Macrumors. Within seconds it's filled with dozens of new topics, which aren't relevant for me
    Post that over there. Posting it here ain't gonna do any good.


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    05-12-2014 08:39 PM
  18. DroidArmy's Avatar
    Just grow some and post this in that thread, if you dare
    Give me the link and I will
    05-12-2014 08:40 PM
  19. Tartarus's Avatar
    Post that over there. Posting it here ain't gonna do any good.


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    http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=1734089

    Done
    05-12-2014 08:42 PM
  20. Tartarus's Avatar
    Give me the link and I will
    http://forums.imore.com/showthread.php?t=288605

    Here ya go
    05-12-2014 08:43 PM
  21. DroidArmy's Avatar
    05-12-2014 08:44 PM
  22. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    Thou art crazy.

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    05-12-2014 08:45 PM
  23. Tartarus's Avatar
    You didn't

    That's very mean
    05-12-2014 08:45 PM
  24. DroidArmy's Avatar
    You didn't

    That's very mean
    Rules? I LIVE BY NO RULES

    MWAHAHAHA
    05-12-2014 08:46 PM
  25. Tartarus's Avatar
    Rules? I LIVE BY NO RULES

    MWAHAHAHA
    Thou art evil
    05-12-2014 08:47 PM
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