1. Just_Me_D's Avatar
    Alright, let's kick this off right. Post some of your favorite 'Yo Mama' lines in this thread, and KEEP IT CLEAN, please. I'll start it off.

    Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.....
    12-12-2013 12:02 PM
  2. kch50428's Avatar
    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince...
    12-12-2013 12:20 PM
  3. Just_Me_D's Avatar
    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince...
    Dang man, I almost spit out the orange juice I was drinking...lol...That's a good one.
    ancetti likes this.
    12-12-2013 12:21 PM
  4. kataran's Avatar
    Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.


    Sent from my iPhone 5s Gold 64GB
    nikkisharif likes this.
    12-12-2013 12:30 PM
  5. kataran's Avatar
    Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.


    Sent from my iPhone 5s Gold 64GB
    12-12-2013 12:33 PM
  6. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat she wanted to go to McDonald's tripped over Wendy's and landed at Burger King
    kataran likes this.
    12-16-2013 09:42 PM
  7. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so stupid, she put paper in front of the tv and said she was watching pay per view
    bgl321, nikkisharif and ancetti like this.
    12-16-2013 09:44 PM
  8. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat, she has her own timezone
    ancetti and g.711#AC like this.
    12-16-2013 09:45 PM
  9. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo Momma's so fat, she looked at the Empire State Building, and said, "Hey look! A Barbie Dream House!"
    12-16-2013 09:47 PM
  10. Peligro911's Avatar
    Yo Momma is so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox Live
    kataran, bgl321 and Smply_Rcklss like this.
    12-16-2013 09:47 PM
  11. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat that when she walked in front of the tv I missed 2 hours of my show
    kataran, bgl321 and Smply_Rcklss like this.
    12-16-2013 09:49 PM
  12. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo Momma is so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox Live
    That's a good one.
    12-16-2013 09:49 PM
  13. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat, that when Bill Gates invited her for dinner he went broke
    kataran likes this.
    12-16-2013 09:52 PM
  14. kataran's Avatar
    Yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window the police fined her for mooning


    Sent from my iPhone 5s Gold 64GB
    12-16-2013 10:03 PM
  15. Just_Me_D's Avatar
    Yo mama is so ugly that... well... look at you!....
    12-16-2013 10:14 PM
  16. kataran's Avatar
    Yo momma so ugly it look like they worked her over with the whole forest


    Sent from my iPhone 5s Gold 64GB
    12-16-2013 10:51 PM
  17. Just_Me_D's Avatar
    Yo mama is so ugly that if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
    iOS Gravity and ancetti like this.
    12-16-2013 10:54 PM
  18. kataran's Avatar
    Yo momma so ugly she turned glass back to sand


    Sent from my iPhone 5s Gold 64GB
    Just_Me_D likes this.
    12-16-2013 10:56 PM
  19. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat, when she went in elevator instead of going up it went down
    bgl321 likes this.
    12-17-2013 01:55 PM
  20. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat, when it was time for the plane to take off, it couldn't move
    12-17-2013 01:56 PM
  21. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
    bgl321 and Smply_Rcklss like this.
    12-17-2013 01:57 PM
  22. kataran's Avatar
    Yo momma is so ugly a mole removal set off a Thermonuclear explosion


    Sent from my iPhone 5s Gold 64GB
    12-17-2013 02:02 PM
  23. acerace113's Avatar
    Your momma is so poor she can't afford to pay attention


    Sent from my 5th gen iPod Touch or iPhone 5S using Tapatalk
    bgl321 likes this.
    12-18-2013 12:06 AM
  24. Garz's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "One at a time please"
    12-18-2013 12:10 AM
  25. Garz's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat they use her underwear as parachutes
    kataran likes this.
    12-18-2013 12:11 AM
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