1. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat and greasy she uses bacon as a band aid
    05-14-2017 10:52 AM
  2. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so stupid, when the weather man said there will be a blizzard outside, she got a cup
    05-14-2017 02:41 PM
  3. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat that she broke the stairway to heaven
    aximtreo likes this.
    05-14-2017 05:40 PM
  4. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip
    05-14-2017 05:57 PM
  5. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamas cookin so bad the homeless gave it back
    05-14-2017 06:09 PM
  6. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus
    05-14-2017 06:30 PM
  7. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat she walked into the gap and filled it
    05-14-2017 06:35 PM
  8. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma so crazy when she wanted to fight, she said "It's me, myself, & I against you. Its 3 of us & 1 of you
    05-14-2017 06:38 PM
  9. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code
    05-14-2017 06:57 PM
  10. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb she wouldn't buy a gameboy because she was a girl
    05-14-2017 07:07 PM
  11. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved
    05-14-2017 07:19 PM
  12. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb, she thought THE EXORCIST was a workout video
    05-14-2017 07:27 PM
  13. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamma so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having 10 pounds of crack .
    05-15-2017 06:10 AM
  14. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
    05-15-2017 07:09 AM
  15. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family"
    aximtreo likes this.
    05-15-2017 07:25 AM
  16. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
    05-15-2017 07:32 AM
  17. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat she don't use the internet she's already world wide .
    05-15-2017 07:42 AM
  18. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.*
    05-15-2017 07:46 AM
  19. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamma so fat she broke Your family tree
    05-15-2017 08:54 AM
  20. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.*
    05-15-2017 09:00 AM
  21. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamma so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
    05-15-2017 09:13 AM
  22. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit*
    05-15-2017 09:15 AM
  23. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamma so fat when she goes camping the bear's hide the food .
    Just_Me_D likes this.
    05-15-2017 09:36 AM
  24. Just_Me_D's Avatar
    Yo mamma so fat when she goes camping the bear's hide the food .
    Now that's messed up....(laughing)
    05-15-2017 09:37 AM
  25. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
    aximtreo likes this.
    05-15-2017 11:51 AM
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