1. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama's so ghetto, she washes paper plates
    05-12-2017 05:35 PM
  2. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mama's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
    05-12-2017 05:45 PM
  3. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut
    05-12-2017 07:06 PM
  4. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamas so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
    aximtreo likes this.
    05-12-2017 07:10 PM
  5. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so poor, she bounces food stamps.
    05-12-2017 07:16 PM
  6. Ledsteplin's Avatar
    Yo Momma so dumb, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
    05-12-2017 07:55 PM
  7. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma is so dumb she thought chicken strips was a strip club for chickens
    05-12-2017 07:58 PM
  8. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family .
    05-13-2017 04:46 AM
  9. Ledsteplin's Avatar
    Yo momma is so ugly that that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
    05-13-2017 06:45 AM
  10. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamma so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies !
    05-13-2017 06:55 AM
  11. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
    05-13-2017 08:42 AM
  12. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat the only letters she knows in the alphabet are K.F.C.
    aximtreo likes this.
    05-13-2017 02:26 PM
  13. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma so cross eyed, her husband left her for seeing someone on the side
    05-13-2017 03:45 PM
  14. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma so dumb not even google can translate her .
    05-13-2017 04:01 PM
  15. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo Momma so dirty, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners
    05-13-2017 04:03 PM
  16. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb she went to library to find facebook
    05-13-2017 05:13 PM
  17. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
    05-13-2017 08:23 PM
  18. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
    05-14-2017 12:52 AM
  19. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday
    05-14-2017 12:53 AM
  20. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb if you stand close enough to her you can hear the ocean.
    aximtreo likes this.
    05-14-2017 12:54 AM
  21. Carjackd's Avatar
    yo mama so dumb when she saw a stop sign she never moved again.
    05-14-2017 12:55 AM
  22. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamma so fat The National Weather Service names each one of her farts
    05-14-2017 05:17 AM
  23. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo Mama so fat that when she wears a Orange jumpsuit and walks up the hill, people think the sun is rising
    05-14-2017 09:00 AM
  24. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat that when she goes to a buffet ,she gets the group rate .
    05-14-2017 09:12 AM
  25. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
    05-14-2017 09:18 AM
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