1. Quis89's Avatar
    Yo momma so old her social security number is 01
    05-10-2017 05:46 PM
  2. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma is so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house
    05-10-2017 08:39 PM
  3. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
    aximtreo likes this.
    05-10-2017 08:39 PM
  4. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama is so dumb not even Google could translate her.
    05-10-2017 08:44 PM
  5. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma is so dumb she stuck a iphone up her butt to make a booty call*
    aximtreo likes this.
    05-10-2017 08:46 PM
  6. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma's so poor the ducks throw bread at her .
    Tartarus and aximtreo like this.
    05-11-2017 05:04 AM
  7. Matty's Avatar
    Yo momma's so poor the ducks throw bread at her .
    Thanks for the laugh wilber1

    I normally find these sort of jokes silly but I liked this one!
    05-11-2017 05:59 AM
  8. wilber1's Avatar
    05-11-2017 07:53 AM
  9. wilber1's Avatar
    Thanks for the laugh wilber1

    I normally find these sort of jokes silly but I liked this one!
    They are silly Matty however this one I did chuckle at-
    Yo mamma's so fat Donald Trump wants to use her for the border wall .
    Last edited by wilber1; 05-11-2017 at 10:31 AM.
    aximtreo likes this.
    05-11-2017 09:52 AM
  10. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof*
    Quis89 likes this.
    05-11-2017 11:08 AM
  11. Carjackd's Avatar
    Your mama so fat, when she twers, she became a wrecking ball.*
    05-11-2017 11:09 AM
  12. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb she talks in a envelope to send the voicemail*
    aximtreo likes this.
    05-11-2017 11:10 AM
  13. Paul Ellis1's Avatar
    Yo Mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car
    05-11-2017 12:06 PM
  14. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo Mamma so dumb, she thought Spotify was a stain remover!*
    05-11-2017 01:44 PM
  15. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mama's so fat when she got on the scale it said "I need your weight not your phone number"
    05-11-2017 03:39 PM
  16. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so hairy, when she yawns, she sounds like Chewbacca.*
    05-11-2017 08:37 PM
  17. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo Momma's so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds .
    05-12-2017 05:20 AM
  18. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."*
    05-12-2017 07:26 AM
  19. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry .
    aximtreo likes this.
    05-12-2017 10:46 AM
  20. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower*
    05-12-2017 11:13 AM
  21. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat when she sat on a iPod she made the iPad .
    05-12-2017 04:16 PM
  22. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma so crazy I asked her if she liked Star Wars and she told me she has a vibrating light saber under her bed!
    05-12-2017 04:33 PM
  23. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo moma so fat she walked by the tv and missed 3 episodes
    05-12-2017 04:45 PM
  24. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama's so cross-eyed, everytime she has sex she thinks she's having a lesbian threesome
    05-12-2017 04:47 PM
  25. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat ,she got baptized at sea world
    05-12-2017 05:12 PM
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