1. the_tech_eater's Avatar
    Yo momma so old her birth certificate says "expired"
    kataran and Just_Me_D like this.
    07-09-2014 01:34 PM
  2. Yossi12's Avatar
    Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample!
    the_tech_eater likes this.
    08-10-2014 05:22 PM
  3. Yossi12's Avatar
    Yo mama so poor your family ate cornflakes with a fork to save milk!
    08-10-2014 05:23 PM
  4. Yossi12's Avatar
    Yo mama so stupid that it took her 2 years to finish a puzzle and said "hey look how smart I am, it says on the box 3-5 years!
    08-10-2014 06:43 PM
  5. Yossi12's Avatar
    Yo mama so stupid that when she stepped on a scale she said "hey that's my phone number"!
    kataran and the_tech_eater like this.
    08-10-2014 06:44 PM
  6. Yossi12's Avatar
    Yo mama so stupid, she studied for a blood test
    the_tech_eater and Just_Me_D like this.
    08-11-2014 08:08 AM
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    10-30-2014 05:50 PM
  8. ela1n3ko's Avatar
    Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
    kataran, Just_Me_D and aximtreo like this.
    05-28-2015 02:44 PM
  9. Ledsteplin's Avatar
    Yo moma so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"


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    Just_Me_D and consequence7 like this.
    05-28-2015 04:59 PM
  10. Paul Ellis1's Avatar
    You Mumma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car


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    Just_Me_D likes this.
    05-28-2015 07:38 PM
  11. Paul Ellis1's Avatar
    Yo Mumma like a bus, 1 a ride


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    05-28-2015 07:39 PM
  12. Ledsteplin's Avatar
    Yo Momma so stupid she put paper on the TV and called it paper view.
    Just_Me_D and aximtreo like this.
    08-30-2015 06:11 PM
  13. Yossi12's Avatar
    Yo mama so stupid, she cleaned the house for the cleaning lady!
    Just_Me_D likes this.
    09-19-2015 10:31 PM
  14. rudyalexc's Avatar
    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
    Ledsteplin, kataran and aximtreo like this.
    10-03-2015 01:36 AM
  15. Frehley's Avatar
    Yo momma is so fat, she has her own zip code!
    10-05-2015 05:24 PM
  16. Jeremyryan0298's Avatar
    Yo momma so stupid she heard it was chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl
    violetjune and Just_Me_D like this.
    12-12-2016 03:55 AM
  17. JobSteves's Avatar
    Yo Momma is so dirty she made Right Guard turn left.

    Or similarly,

    Yo Momma is so dirty she made Speed Stick slow down.







    Yo Momma is so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew
    Just_Me_D and aximtreo like this.
    12-30-2016 09:20 PM
  18. Carjackd's Avatar
    Your momma is so fat she is on both sides of the family
    Just_Me_D and aximtreo like this.
    05-10-2017 12:15 PM
  19. Ledsteplin's Avatar
    Yo Momma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
    Just_Me_D and aximtreo like this.
    05-10-2017 04:22 PM
  20. brian_84's Avatar
    Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, 'Sorry, no professionals'.
    Just_Me_D and aximtreo like this.
    05-10-2017 04:28 PM
  21. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma is so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet
    05-10-2017 04:56 PM
  22. joemd60's Avatar
    Yo mama is so ugly. They have to tie a pork chop to her leg, so the dog will play with her.
    05-10-2017 05:55 PM
  23. Quis89's Avatar
    Yo momma breath smell so bad when she breathes her teeth duck.
    Just_Me_D likes this.
    05-10-2017 06:42 PM
  24. Quis89's Avatar
    Your momma is so dirty when she gets in the bath the water jumps out.
    05-10-2017 06:42 PM
  25. Quis89's Avatar
    Yo momma so ugly her mirror has tear stains.
    aximtreo likes this.
    05-10-2017 06:44 PM
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