1. Septembersrain's Avatar
    Yo momma is so fat....




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    04-04-2014 11:56 AM
  2. bgl321's Avatar

    (No religious offense meant)
    It's a shame that you feel you have to apologize.
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    04-04-2014 01:51 PM
  3. Just_Me_D's Avatar
    Yo momma is so fat....

    http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/04/aze7e4a6.jpg


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    Best one EVER!...lol
    04-04-2014 02:31 PM
  4. Just_Me_D's Avatar
    It's a shame that you feel you have to apologize.
    She shouldn't have to, but in this day and age of insecurity, and the propensity to be offended about anything that is disliked, she did the right thing.....
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    04-04-2014 02:34 PM
  5. kataran's Avatar
    It's a shame that you feel you have to apologize.
    Stay on topic

    Yo momma's so old she used to baby-sit Jesus.




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    04-04-2014 03:12 PM
  6. kataran's Avatar
    Yo momma's so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment




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    04-04-2014 03:14 PM
  7. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo momma's so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment




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    I thought it was to her hut. You learn something new everyday.
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    04-04-2014 03:16 PM
  8. nikkisharif's Avatar
    Yo momma got a peg leg with a kick stand
    04-08-2014 09:20 PM
  9. nikkisharif's Avatar
    Yo momma hair so short when she braided it, it looked like stitches
    04-08-2014 09:25 PM
  10. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
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    04-19-2014 01:33 AM
  11. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo Moma is so fat when she sits around the house...she sits around the house
    04-19-2014 01:34 AM
  12. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
    04-19-2014 01:40 AM
  13. JobSteves's Avatar
    Your momma is so fat she plays pool withe planets.


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    04-19-2014 03:21 AM
  14. kataran's Avatar
    Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her ****, then at her face, and said Twins
    04-19-2014 11:01 PM
  15. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her ****, then at her face, and said Twins
    I wonder what "****" is...
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    04-20-2014 12:45 AM
  16. thatgirl87's Avatar
    Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.


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    04-20-2014 09:55 AM
  17. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so ugly, she put the Boogie Man out of business.
    05-31-2014 04:22 PM
  18. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
    05-31-2014 04:24 PM
  19. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so ugly, Santa pays an elf to drop off her gifts for Christmas.
    05-31-2014 04:25 PM
  20. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call.
    Just_Me_D likes this.
    05-31-2014 04:27 PM
  21. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
    Just_Me_D likes this.
    05-31-2014 04:27 PM
  22. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat that Dracula got Type 2 Diabetes after biting her neck.
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    05-31-2014 04:28 PM
  23. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat that when she visited Toronto's City Hall, she was arrested for trying to smuggle 500 lbs of crack into Mayor Rob Ford's office.
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    05-31-2014 04:30 PM
  24. sherlock's Avatar
    Yo mama' s cooking is so bad, that the flies helped fix the screen door.
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    05-31-2014 08:10 PM
  25. Septembersrain's Avatar
    Yo mama' s cooking is so bad, that the flies helped fix the screen door.
    That took me entirely too long to get.

    Kinda like how long it took yo mama to stop staring at orange juice because it said "Concentrate".



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    06-01-2014 10:13 AM
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