1. Mason Rasmussen's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell out "Taxi! Taxi!"

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    kataran, Just_Me_D and iOS Gravity like this.
    12-18-2013 09:47 AM
  2. JC in KC's Avatar
    Your mama is so fat that when she stepped on the dance floor, the band skipped.
    12-18-2013 01:03 PM
  3. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat when I tried to calculate her weight it said overflow error
    12-19-2013 07:38 PM
  4. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the weight scale the needle went around 47 times
    12-19-2013 07:39 PM
  5. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the digital scale it didn't have enough digits to show the weight
    12-19-2013 07:40 PM
  6. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so stupid she threw a clock out the window to see time fly
    Last edited by iOS Gravity; 04-04-2014 at 09:09 AM.
    bgl321 likes this.
    12-19-2013 07:42 PM
  7. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so old she thinks windows 2000 is fast
    kataran and BreakingKayfabe like this.
    12-19-2013 07:42 PM
  8. Mason Rasmussen's Avatar
    Yo momma is like a Big Mac; full of fat and only worth a buck.
    kataran likes this.
    12-19-2013 10:37 PM
  9. kataran's Avatar
    Yo momma so stupid I asked for two tens for a five and she gave me a fifty and an IOU


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    12-19-2013 10:40 PM
  10. Just_Me_D's Avatar
    Yo mama is so ugly that her face is blurred on her driver's license.
    kataran and iOS Gravity like this.
    12-20-2013 09:23 AM
  11. jsntrenkler's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat that she chased the school bus thinking it was a giant twinkie.
    kataran and bgl321 like this.
    12-25-2013 01:55 PM
  12. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so old she thought the light bulb was new technology.
    Last edited by iOS Gravity; 01-25-2014 at 10:29 PM. Reason: Typo
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    01-19-2014 10:09 PM
  13. kataran's Avatar
    Yo momma so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry


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    01-25-2014 10:00 PM
  14. neonworm's Avatar
    Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

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    Just_Me_D, bgl321 and ancetti like this.
    01-26-2014 12:04 AM
  15. sherlock's Avatar
    Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!
    03-01-2014 01:30 AM
  16. Macost's Avatar
    Yo momma is so big she has her own mark on google maps
    03-07-2014 01:56 PM
  17. Septembersrain's Avatar
    Yo momma is so fat that when she wore a red dress all the kiddies mistook her for the kool-aid man.
    Haalcyon likes this.
    03-08-2014 10:38 AM
  18. Haalcyon's Avatar
    Yo momma is so nice she makes my mom seem mean.


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    03-08-2014 02:43 PM
  19. joemd60's Avatar
    Yo mama is so ugly. They had to tie a pork chop to her leg, so the dog will play with her.
    Haalcyon and bgl321 like this.
    03-08-2014 02:48 PM
  20. kataran's Avatar
    Yo momma so poor she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch



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    03-08-2014 04:32 PM
  21. Septembersrain's Avatar
    Yo momma is so old she used to have a pet dinosaur and went school with Jesus.

    (No religious offense meant)


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    03-08-2014 04:38 PM
  22. Haalcyon's Avatar
    Yo momma is so pretty yo daddy thinks he died and went to heaven.


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    03-09-2014 11:24 AM
  23. sherlock's Avatar
    Yo momma is so stupid she taped a piece of paper to the window and called it payperview.
    kataran likes this.
    03-09-2014 12:39 PM
  24. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so poor, she makes you look rich.
    04-04-2014 09:12 AM
  25. iOS Gravity's Avatar
    Yo mama so old, she thinks the iPhone 2G is new technology.
    04-04-2014 09:13 AM
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