Yo Mama Jokes

[iOS Gravity]

Yo mama so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

 

[kataran]

Yo momma is so ugly a mole removal set off a Thermonuclear explosion


Sent from my iPhone 5s Gold 64GB

 

[acerace113]

Your momma is so poor she can't afford to pay attention


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[Garz]

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "One at a time please"

 

[Garz]

Yo momma so fat they use her underwear as parachutes

 

[Mason Rasmussen]

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell out "Taxi! Taxi!"

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[JC in KC]

Your mama is so fat that when she stepped on the dance floor, the band skipped.

 

[iOS Gravity]

Yo mama so fat when I tried to calculate her weight it said overflow error

 

[iOS Gravity]

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the weight scale the needle went around 47 times

 

[iOS Gravity]

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the digital scale it didn't have enough digits to show the weight

 

[iOS Gravity]

Yo mama so stupid she threw a clock out the window to see time fly

 

[iOS Gravity]

Yo mama so old she thinks windows 2000 is fast

 

[Mason Rasmussen]

Yo momma is like a Big Mac; full of fat and only worth a buck.

 

[kataran]

Yo momma so stupid I asked for two tens for a five and she gave me a fifty and an IOU


Sent from my iPhone 5s Gold 64GB

 

[Just_Me_D]

Yo mama is so ugly that her face is blurred on her driver's license.

 

[jsntrenkler]

Yo mama is so fat that she chased the school bus thinking it was a giant twinkie.

 

[iOS Gravity]

Yo mama so old she thought the light bulb was new technology.

 

[kataran]

Yo momma so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry


Sent from my iPhone 5s Gold 64GB

 

[neonworm]

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

Sent from my out-of-this-world Galaxy S3

 

[sherlock]

Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!