wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #181 Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #182 Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #183 Yo momma so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye .
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #184 Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
rdstryr Trusted Member Sep 12, 2012 655 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #185 Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #186 Yo momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window
rdstryr Trusted Member Sep 12, 2012 655 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #187 Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #188 Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home
rdstryr Trusted Member Sep 12, 2012 655 0 0 Visit site May 16, 2017 #189 Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 16, 2017 #190 Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
rdstryr Trusted Member Sep 12, 2012 655 0 0 Visit site May 16, 2017 #191 Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 16, 2017 #192 Yo momma so fat her scale reads Game Over
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 16, 2017 #193 Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
rdstryr Trusted Member Sep 12, 2012 655 0 0 Visit site May 16, 2017 #194 Yo mama is so fat that even god can't lift her spirit.
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 16, 2017 #195 Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out
rdstryr Trusted Member Sep 12, 2012 655 0 0 Visit site May 16, 2017 #196 Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here".
Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here".
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 16, 2017 #197 Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
rdstryr Trusted Member Sep 12, 2012 655 0 0 Visit site May 16, 2017 #198 Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please".
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 16, 2017 #199 Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"
rdstryr Trusted Member Sep 12, 2012 655 0 0 Visit site May 16, 2017 #200 Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.