The Truth About SIRI - Steve Jobs Little Secret

[midrar]

Steve Jobs knew about his pending death and wanted one more feature that would affect our daily way of life.

Steve Jobs is of Syrian decent. Many people weren't aware of his stage 4 cancer that killed him the day after the Iphone 4s announcement. So The man of Syrian decent, named the feature that would revolutionize our daily way of life with the word SIRI.

The meaning behind SIRI is in its title. SIRI, in Arabic, is translated into "MY SECRET".

So the Genius behind the iPod, iPhone, & iPad gave it a name that encompasses all of the following:
The Secret of his pending death, The Secret of his ethnicity, & the Secret of the feature that nobody knew about, hence the name "SIRI".

So everyone now knows the true meaning behind the well thought out name for this new feature called SIRI.

 

[DreamOutLoud65]

Apple acquired Siri.. a already existing software.. He didn't name it.

BREAKING NEWS: Siri bought by Apple

 

[anon(39328)]

Well it sounds interesting, but I'm pretty sure it was already called Siri before apple purchased it last year.

 

[DreamOutLoud65]

Well it sounds interesting, but I'm pretty sure it was already called Siri before apple purchased it last year.

yes it most certainly was..

 

[DreamOutLoud65]

and

Silicon Valley Buzz: Apple Paid More Than $200 Million For Siri To Get Into Mobile Search | TechCrunch

 

[Jellotime91]

That's very interesting, but Siri was acquired by Apple. They didn't name it.

Unless Siri was created by Steve, secretly. hahaha

 

[anthony81586]

It was a good try but you were reaching...big time

 

[Timhewitt]

Did you know that Jobs is really not his name, but an acronym for Justly Obsessive Buddhist Surrealist. Really. I read it on the Internet. His real last name is Warsnotack, but he did not want people to confuse him with Wozniak so he changed it... He left all his money to the BATFW foundation. The meaning of which is still hotly disputed.

 

[greeninternboy]

^^^^^^^^lmao

 

[tino72]

Steve Jobs knew about his pending death and wanted one more feature that would affect our daily way of life.

Steve Jobs is of Syrian decent. Many people weren't aware of his stage 4 cancer that killed him the day after the Iphone 4s announcement. So The man of Syrian decent, named the feature that would revolutionize our daily way of life with the word SIRI.

The meaning behind SIRI is in its title. SIRI, in Arabic, is translated into "MY SECRET".

So the Genius behind the iPod, iPhone, & iPad gave it a name that encompasses all of the following:
The Secret of his pending death, The Secret of his ethnicity, & the Secret of the feature that nobody knew about, hence the name "SIRI".

So everyone now knows the true meaning behind the well thought out name for this new feature called SIRI.

very stupid..

 

[Jellotime91]

very stupid..

Play nice... Let's not insult each other.

 

[verwon]

Did you know that Jobs is really not his name, but an acronym for Justly Obsessive Buddhist Surrealist. Really. I read it on the Internet. His real last name is Warsnotack, but he did not want people to confuse him with Wozniak so he changed it... He left all his money to the BATFW foundation. The meaning of which is still hotly disputed.

Nice!


Sent from my iOS ecosystem!

 

[anon(4698833)]

LOL! I was reading the first post thinking to myself "This sounds like such BS...", and then...it was.

 

[robes1]

One more secret! Steve Jobs named his company Apple because it's the name of his secret hideout! Why you ask?! Because he is the man behind the mask of the Super "Bad Guy/Evil Doer" THE WORM! And he hides in an Apple! Get it! #TrueStory!

 

[ashykat]

Wow. Just...wow.