Selfies following my sinus surgery. It ain't pretty. LOL.
Let me help you with my after pictures from my plastic surgery from 2005
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My wife insists on doing this to our dog.
"Glorified Christmas ornament on 4 legs."
Pretend for a moment that dogs can talk in human language - I wonder what he/she would say about the ornament sweater?
'I'm gonna kill you Motha.F.
I'm a male dog, I'm gonna bite your balls off. I'm gonna make you wear stupid clothes all year. You wait, you just wait. Ghrrrr. Woof woof'