Funny Press Release
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
March 23rd, 2010
Sarasota, FL - BG Apps announced today the release of "The most anticipated iPhone App EVER!" The Dial & Text Sobriety Test iPhone Application. A fun yet "Very Helpful" iPhone or iPod Touch application that basically helps the user to make the right decision when it comes to the common problem of "Drunk Dialing/Texting". The App uses 3 core competencies, "Motor Skills"; "Comprehension Ability"; and "Honesty" to 'Detect' the user's possible level of inebriation. The App concludes with it's opinion based on the user's results and helps the user not make a fool out of themselves by drunk dialing/texting!
"It's surprising that this was never thought of before!", says Actor/Comedian Pauly Shore; and, Brian Brushwood (host of a Revision 3 internet show "Scam School" which was named a "TOP VIDEO PODCAST" in 2008 and 2009 by iTunes) says The Dial & Text Sobriety Test is "Very Clever" and an "AWESOME IDEA!". Madonna, George Clooney, and Lady Gaga have yet to go public with their opinions of The Dial & Text Sobriety Test due to the fact that they don't know about the groundbreaking application. While the list price of the Dial & Text Sobriety Test is only $1.99 per download; BG Apps is giving away the App to, "Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Brittney Spears", because "Frankly, they need it" says a Hollywood Outsider.
BG Apps, and,Texas Based, Impiger Technologies created The Dial & Text Sobriety Test because "I am the worst drunk dial/text person I know" says Co-creator, Joe Giuliano; and, Michael Bacon, also a co-creator says, "Now there is finally a way that good people won't make a fool out of themselves after a great night out!" Impiger Tech Director of Mobile Applications, Arvind Sarin, says with a laugh; "BG Apps has taken the first and by far the biggest step towards helping the Smartphone Generation actually use their phones to help make decisions that they are too drunk to make themselves." The two companies are thrilled with the huge early response and plan to keep working together for future Apps.