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[Rene Ritchie]

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Hoping to score a give-away hole-in-one? Reply to this post and tell us your favorite funny golf moment or joke. (And no, you can't just link to Robin Williams videos, okay?)

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[puquak]

Wife says she's leaving me if I don't give up golf." "What are you going to do?" "I’ll miss her."

[XM_JDM]

I got to mention it, Happy Gilmore "The Price is WRONG *****!"

Seriously though, last summer my wife and I were driving our cart to the next hole and a golf ball came flying at our cart and smacked right into the plexiglass window. I screamed like a little school girl!

My wife still trys to copy my scream whenever we go golfing.

[mashono]

Last summer me and some buddies were golfing when a storm came in. One of the guys wanted to get out of there so fast he gunned the gas with me on it and flipped the thing, clubs all over! At least my iPhone was in my pocket lol.

[psyko825]

last year me and some friends went golfing, my friends dad went into the woods to relieve himself and my friend dino sliced a ball hitting a tree next to our peeing papa, who then peed all over the front of his pants. god times

[Sportseditor23]

I was out with two of my friends playing a fun round of 18. One of my friends and I hit our shots and went off on the golf cart while the latter still had to take his shot. The cart path ran adjacent to the fairway and then through an area filled with trees. As my friend was preparing to take his shot, I stood on the edge of the cart, while it was moving to taunt my other friend. We then disappeared into the area filled with trees and just as my friend was in his backswing, he heard me scream and also heard a thunderous crash. He ran to where we were, saw the cart tumbled over and both of us were completely wet. Turns out, my friend decided to get reckless, as we entered the area with trees and hit a boulder...the cart immediately toppled over and an entire container filled with golf club cleaner (water) fell over us. Everyone was fine and my friend, who took the shot, couldnt stop laughing.

[airness007]

When I was 8, we were at Frier Park golf course in Troy, NY. Of Course, me and my brothers were football and baseball maniacs, barely knowing what golf was. This guy Tee'd off, my brother Matt ran after his ball, picked it up, and threw it back to him. (he was genually trying to return his ball, haha)
Neeldess to saw, this 50 something year old man, found his 2nd wind and chased us all away from the Course.

[silentz]

My favorite golf quote: "Golf is a good walk spoiled." -Mark Twain

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[iNick]

Was out with some friends at the winthrop university golf course, hit a nice shot watched the ball roll onto the green.. then a big black squirrel ran onto the green and tried to take my ball, it couldn't fit the ball in its mouth and pushed it into the hole...

[BGPaul]

A drive, chip and put to start a pro-am with a birdie. The drive was dead center and even with the (nationwide) pro. My chip was closer by about 10 feet and he two putted (almost lipped out for a 3 putt). My birdie helped us start right.

When I holed out from the sandtrap the next hole, that eagle helped us even better. Unfortunately my game reverted to normal and I finished the rest of the round with mostly all bogies.