The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

[Evilguppy]

Is that a dongle in your pocket or are you sorry to see me?!

 

[LazyStarGazer]

Hey! It's chilly out!

 

[Evilguppy]

I'll be your dongleberryyyyyyyyyyyyy......... ��

 

[kch50428]

I looked into that a long time ago, at that time they didn't exist.
Now that they do, I'll look again.

Your cheerful suggestion & condescension is appreciated. :angel: Have a nice day.

In the time you've spent creating and replying in this thread, you probably could have found a solution and had nothing to whine about... Sounds condescending... Plain truth often does.

 

[LazyStarGazer]

In the time you've spent creating and replying in this thread, you probably could have found a solution and had nothing to whine about... Sounds condescending... Plain truth often does.

I'd actually changed my reply before you posted this, because: "This thread is intended to be a slice of life, commiserating, amusing thing".

 

[firstborn80]

Would it be wrong if I walked up to a guy and said "let me see your dongle!"? You know...whenever I forget mine!

 

[LazyStarGazer]

I'll be your dongleberryyyyyyyyyyyyy......... ��

My mom told me not to trust women who shake their dongles at me.

 

[Evilguppy]

My mom told me not to trust women who shake their dongles at me.

Your mom is absolutely right: a loose dongle is a public menace.

 

[Evilguppy]

Stolen from a well known meme:

A dongle is perfectly fine.
It's ok to be proud of your dongle.
It's ok to have a personal relationship with your dongle.
But the minute you wave it all about or try to shove it down kids throats, we have a problem.

 

[BreakingKayfabe]

Did the FCC remove radios from vehicles now???

Not long ago I had a small issue with the bluetooth in my car and had a half hour drive someplace. I could have listened to terrestrial radio but decided on just playing my podcast on my phone's speaker. Terrestrial radio....lol

 

[LazyStarGazer]

Would it be wrong if I walked up to a guy and said "let me see your dongle!"? You know...whenever I forget mine!

Wrong? No.
Dangerous? Maybe.

 

[LazyStarGazer]

If you ***** my dongle, does it not bleed?

Stop the mindless discrimination, reach out your hands in peace & friendship to every dongle you see.

 

[LazyStarGazer]

Your mom is absolutely right: a loose dongle is a public menace.

Are you saying they should be restrained with leashes or collars when in public?
Why stop there, go full Draconian. Use electric cattle prods.

 

[Evilguppy]

If you ***** my dongle, does it not bleed?

Stop the mindless discrimination, reach out your hands in peace & friendship to every dongle you see.

Dongles have feelings, too...

 

[Evilguppy]

Are you saying they should be restrained with leashes or collars when in public?
Why stop there, go full Draconian. Use electric cattle prods.

But... but... but... Dongles don't kill people, people kill people!
This Dongle control laws are anti 'Murkan !!!

 

[LazyStarGazer]

But... but... but... Dongles don't kill people, people kill people!
This Dongle control laws are anti 'Murkan !!!

Hmmmmm... How about a compromise, something that won't be controversial. When in public, dongles must wear a head covering.
Like a Burka ?

 

[Evilguppy]

Hmmmmm... How about a compromise, something that won't be controversial. When in public, dongles must wear a head covering.
Like a Burka ?

BRILLIANT!!! A Burdongle! ... or is it a Dongleka ?

 

[kilofoxtrot]

Can one dangle a dongle?

 

[kazp3r17]

At this rate I'm gonna have to set up a dongle awareness/self help group.

 

[Evilguppy]

Can one dangle a dongle?

Do dongles hang low,
Do they dangle to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them 'ver your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do dongles hang low?