1. firstborn80's Avatar
    Would it be wrong if I walked up to a guy and said "let me see your dongle!"? You know...whenever I forget mine!
    09-19-2016 11:42 AM
  2. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I'll be your dongleberryyyyyyyyyyyyy......... ��
    My mom told me not to trust women who shake their dongles at me.
    Evilguppy likes this.
    09-19-2016 11:46 AM
  3. Evilguppy's Avatar
    My mom told me not to trust women who shake their dongles at me.
    Your mom is absolutely right: a loose dongle is a public menace.
    Rocket_Girl likes this.
    09-19-2016 11:55 AM
  4. Evilguppy's Avatar
    Stolen from a well known meme:

    A dongle is perfectly fine.
    It's ok to be proud of your dongle.
    It's ok to have a personal relationship with your dongle.
    But the minute you wave it all about or try to shove it down kids throats, we have a problem.
    09-19-2016 12:05 PM
  5. BreakingKayfabe's Avatar
    Did the FCC remove radios from vehicles now???
    Not long ago I had a small issue with the bluetooth in my car and had a half hour drive someplace. I could have listened to terrestrial radio but decided on just playing my podcast on my phone's speaker. Terrestrial radio....lol
    09-19-2016 12:06 PM
  6. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Would it be wrong if I walked up to a guy and said "let me see your dongle!"? You know...whenever I forget mine!
    Wrong? No.
    Dangerous? Maybe.
    09-19-2016 12:35 PM
  7. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    If you ***** my dongle, does it not bleed?

    Stop the mindless discrimination, reach out your hands in peace & friendship to every dongle you see.
    09-19-2016 12:49 PM
  8. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Your mom is absolutely right: a loose dongle is a public menace.
    Are you saying they should be restrained with leashes or collars when in public?
    Why stop there, go full Draconian. Use electric cattle prods.
    09-19-2016 12:54 PM
  9. Evilguppy's Avatar
    If you ***** my dongle, does it not bleed?

    Stop the mindless discrimination, reach out your hands in peace & friendship to every dongle you see.
    Dongles have feelings, too...
    LazyStarGazer likes this.
    09-19-2016 12:55 PM
  10. Evilguppy's Avatar
    Are you saying they should be restrained with leashes or collars when in public?
    Why stop there, go full Draconian. Use electric cattle prods.
    But... but... but... Dongles don't kill people, people kill people!
    This Dongle control laws are anti 'Murkan !!!
    09-19-2016 01:01 PM
  11. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    But... but... but... Dongles don't kill people, people kill people!
    This Dongle control laws are anti 'Murkan !!!
    Hmmmmm... How about a compromise, something that won't be controversial. When in public, dongles must wear a head covering.
    Like a Burka ?
    09-19-2016 01:08 PM
  12. Evilguppy's Avatar
    Hmmmmm... How about a compromise, something that won't be controversial. When in public, dongles must wear a head covering.
    Like a Burka ?
    BRILLIANT!!! A Burdongle! ... or is it a Dongleka ?
    09-19-2016 01:10 PM
  13. kilofoxtrot's Avatar
    Can one dangle a dongle?
    09-19-2016 01:48 PM
  14. kazp3r17's Avatar
    At this rate I'm gonna have to set up a dongle awareness/self help group.
    09-19-2016 02:21 PM
  15. Evilguppy's Avatar
    Can one dangle a dongle?
    Do dongles hang low,
    Do they dangle to and fro,
    Can you tie them in a knot,
    Can you tie them in a bow
    Can you throw them 'ver your shoulder
    Like a continental soldier
    Do dongles hang low?
    09-19-2016 02:40 PM
  16. AustinIllini's Avatar
    Everyone so surprised by Dongles. These aren't new things to a lot of us.
    09-19-2016 02:52 PM
  17. firstborn80's Avatar
    Can one dangle a dongle?
    Only some are fortunate enough to be able to!!
    09-19-2016 03:02 PM
  18. aidmyaim's Avatar
    I lost my dongle at the airport....
    09-19-2016 04:36 PM
  19. MelCali82's Avatar
    Would it be wrong if I walked up to a guy and said "let me see your dongle!"? You know...whenever I forget mine!
    I wouldn't mind but you might need a magnifying glass.
    firstborn80 and Evilguppy like this.
    09-19-2016 06:25 PM
  20. simplylaurakb's Avatar
    I went to the gym today and discovered that I had left my earbuds+dongle in my workout pants from yesterday. Which was especially a problem since I knew those pants were already in the washing machine. Fortunately my husband had rescued them before putting the laundry in the dryer. I just tried them out, and they still work!
    09-19-2016 06:52 PM
  21. jneusch's Avatar
    Who in the heck came up with the name dongle anyway? Mine is attached to my headset and I ordered a spare just for good measure.
    MelCali82 likes this.
    09-19-2016 07:28 PM
  22. Shawn0813's Avatar
    Lol I needed this laugh
    Evilguppy likes this.
    09-19-2016 07:31 PM
  23. MelCali82's Avatar
    Who in the heck came up with the name dongle anyway? Mine is attached to my headset and I ordered a spare just for good measure.
    no idea. shouldve called it d!ldo.

    "excuse me ma'am, would you happen to have a spare d!ldo?"
    09-20-2016 08:49 AM
  24. Evilguppy's Avatar
    no idea. shouldve called it d!ldo.

    "excuse me ma'am, would you happen to have a spare d!ldo?"
    I am *NOT* that kind of woman, go dongle yourself!!
    09-20-2016 09:23 AM
  25. MasterDarque's Avatar
    To misquote an AC/DC lyric: 'She's got the Jack, but I've got the dongle...'
    09-20-2016 09:46 AM
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