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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Would it be wrong if I walked up to a guy and said "let me see your dongle!"? You know...whenever I forget mine!
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Evilguppy View Post
    I'll be your dongleberryyyyyyyyyyyyy......... ��
    My mom told me not to trust women who shake their dongles at me.
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by LazyStarGazer View Post
    My mom told me not to trust women who shake their dongles at me.
    Your mom is absolutely right: a loose dongle is a public menace.
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Stolen from a well known meme:

    A dongle is perfectly fine.
    It's ok to be proud of your dongle.
    It's ok to have a personal relationship with your dongle.
    But the minute you wave it all about or try to shove it down kids throats, we have a problem.
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by mfldmike View Post
    Did the FCC remove radios from vehicles now???
    Not long ago I had a small issue with the bluetooth in my car and had a half hour drive someplace. I could have listened to terrestrial radio but decided on just playing my podcast on my phone's speaker. Terrestrial radio....lol
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by firstborn80 View Post
    Would it be wrong if I walked up to a guy and said "let me see your dongle!"? You know...whenever I forget mine!
    Wrong? No.
    Dangerous? Maybe.
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    If you ***** my dongle, does it not bleed?

    Stop the mindless discrimination, reach out your hands in peace & friendship to every dongle you see.
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Evilguppy View Post
    Your mom is absolutely right: a loose dongle is a public menace.
    Are you saying they should be restrained with leashes or collars when in public?
    Why stop there, go full Draconian. Use electric cattle prods.
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by LazyStarGazer View Post
    If you ***** my dongle, does it not bleed?

    Stop the mindless discrimination, reach out your hands in peace & friendship to every dongle you see.
    Dongles have feelings, too...
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by LazyStarGazer View Post
    Are you saying they should be restrained with leashes or collars when in public?
    Why stop there, go full Draconian. Use electric cattle prods.
    But... but... but... Dongles don't kill people, people kill people!
    This Dongle control laws are anti 'Murkan !!!
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Evilguppy View Post
    But... but... but... Dongles don't kill people, people kill people!
    This Dongle control laws are anti 'Murkan !!!
    Hmmmmm... How about a compromise, something that won't be controversial. When in public, dongles must wear a head covering.
    Like a Burka ?
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by LazyStarGazer View Post
    Hmmmmm... How about a compromise, something that won't be controversial. When in public, dongles must wear a head covering.
    Like a Burka ?
    BRILLIANT!!! A Burdongle! ... or is it a Dongleka ?
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Can one dangle a dongle?
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    At this rate I'm gonna have to set up a dongle awareness/self help group.
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by kilofoxtrot View Post
    Can one dangle a dongle?
    Do dongles hang low,
    Do they dangle to and fro,
    Can you tie them in a knot,
    Can you tie them in a bow
    Can you throw them 'ver your shoulder
    Like a continental soldier
    Do dongles hang low?
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Everyone so surprised by Dongles. These aren't new things to a lot of us.
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by kilofoxtrot View Post
    Can one dangle a dongle?
    Only some are fortunate enough to be able to!!
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    I lost my dongle at the airport....
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by firstborn80 View Post
    Would it be wrong if I walked up to a guy and said "let me see your dongle!"? You know...whenever I forget mine!
    I wouldn't mind but you might need a magnifying glass.
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    I went to the gym today and discovered that I had left my earbuds+dongle in my workout pants from yesterday. Which was especially a problem since I knew those pants were already in the washing machine. Fortunately my husband had rescued them before putting the laundry in the dryer. I just tried them out, and they still work!
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Who in the heck came up with the name dongle anyway? Mine is attached to my headset and I ordered a spare just for good measure.
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Lol I needed this laugh
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by jneusch View Post
    Who in the heck came up with the name dongle anyway? Mine is attached to my headset and I ordered a spare just for good measure.
    no idea. shouldve called it d!ldo.

    "excuse me ma'am, would you happen to have a spare d!ldo?"
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by MelCali82 View Post
    no idea. shouldve called it d!ldo.

    "excuse me ma'am, would you happen to have a spare d!ldo?"
    I am *NOT* that kind of woman, go dongle yourself!!
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    Default Re: The "I forgot my dongle" thread.

    To misquote an AC/DC lyric: 'She's got the Jack, but I've got the dongle...'
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