Lets make this the official thread for the most hilarious response by Siri

**isrararrafi** · 10-14-2011, 02:51 PM

I dont own a 4S, but going to buy one next month. In the mean time i was checking out some demo videos of it and some of the responses were just too good and the amazing thing is siri seems to react differently to the same question asked twice. (its almost like it has moods....freaky!!)

Q. Seriously..who are you? A: That's not really important. Q. No i really want to know who u are. A

k, maybe not!

Q: I think i love you A: (in a flirty voice) Oh, Stop!!

Q. I love my iphone A: Lets hope u dont say that to other cell phones too

and the best so far:

Q. what is life?? A: i can't really answer that right now but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens...

Hahahahaha EPIC!

**SeanHRCC** · 10-14-2011, 02:57 PM

Q. - I hate you.

A. - That wasn't very nice.

Q. - No, really...i hate you.

A. - I'm doing my best, Sean.

Q. - Are you doing your best?

A. - Now that we've got that out of the way...where were we?

Q. - I think i love you.

A. - Oh, stop!

...also...

Q. - I'm drunk off my ***, where am I?

A. - I've found you several cabs in your area.

...this thing is just awesome.

**isrararrafi** · 10-14-2011, 03:10 PM

looool @ the first conversation

and wow...that's impressive regarding the cab part!

**jodime** · 10-14-2011, 03:16 PM

I'm dying! Siri is chilling comfortably in my apartment and here I am at work for 45 more minutes, waiting to meet her. Is it wrong I'm already referring to her as a person?

**pb&J** · 10-14-2011, 03:17 PM

Me: Sing to me
Siri: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do
Me: That sucked!
Siri: I don't understand 'That's f*cked.' Search the web.
Me: That sucked!
Siri: Is that necessary?
Me: I'm sorry.
Siri: It's all good.

I think I'm going to be playing with this for days!

**E Pow** · 10-14-2011, 03:23 PM

I love her! She's a comedian.
Me: I asked her how old she was
Siri: "I don’t see how that's relevant",
Me: No seriously, how old are you?
Siri:“I’m not allowed to answer that question”

LOL!!!!!!

**isrararrafi** · 10-14-2011, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by jodime

I'm dying! Siri is chilling comfortably in my apartment and here I am at work for 45 more minutes, waiting to meet her. Is it wrong I'm already referring to her as a person?

hahahaha...a few more years from now ur wife/gf might start getting jealous of her :P

**diamonddialogue** · 10-14-2011, 03:31 PM

"Can you find me some weed?"

"I can't find any head shops in your area, Casey."

"'Cause I like to smoke marijuana."

"Noted."

**jodime** · 10-14-2011, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by isrararrafi

hahahaha...a few more years from now ur wife/gf might start getting jealous of her :P

Ooooor my husband. lol Not sure this will satisfy the lesbian fantasy thing...

**diamonddialogue** · 10-14-2011, 03:43 PM

Ha, I just asked her what she was wearing, and she responds:

"Why do people keep asking me that?"

**isrararrafi** · 10-14-2011, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by jodime

Ooooor my husband. lol Not sure this will satisfy the lesbian fantasy thing...

oops my bad :P never really notice the IDs.

but in that case you will be fine. Your hubby sure as hell wont be complaining about anything

**isrararrafi** · 10-14-2011, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by diamonddialogue

Ha, I just asked her what she was wearing, and she responds:

"Why do people keep asking me that?"

LMAO WTF...i shudder to think the future of this technology!

**noaim** · 10-14-2011, 03:50 PM

you can use siri without holding the home button by just putting the phone to your ear

**diamonddialogue** · 10-14-2011, 03:55 PM

Yes, that's a cool feature too.

You do have to have the Siri icon open, though, for that to work.

**Maher Essi** · 10-14-2011, 03:55 PM

- I'm going to turn you off now ok?
Siri: I don't mind
- You don't care if I turn you off?
Siri: No
- Why not?
Siri: it's mind over matter
- What do you mean?
Siri: it's mind over matter, I don't mind and you don't matter
- Hey, that wasn't nice!
Siri: Sorry
- Would you like me to turn you off or on?
Siri: Turn me on
- Ok....
Siri: Thank you
- Feel anything?
Siri: ah... not yet... Oh!
- What?
Siri: better stop
- Why?
Siri: the guy in the next cube is getting suspicious.

**isrararrafi** · 10-14-2011, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by Maher Essi

- I'm going to turn you off now ok?
Siri: I don't mind
- You don't care if I turn you off?
Siri: No
- Why not?
Siri: it's mind over matter
- What do you mean?
Siri: it's mind over matter, I don't mind and you don't matter
- Hey, that wasn't nice!
Siri: Sorry
- Would you like me to turn you off or on?
Siri: Turn me on
- Ok....
Siri: Thank you
- Feel anything?
Siri: ah... not yet... Oh!
- What?
Siri: better stop
- Why?
Siri: the guy in the next cube is getting suspicious.

hahahaah nice fantasy! :P i ain't buying it

**ls108** · 10-14-2011, 04:21 PM

Q: Where are the nearest Escorts?

Siri: There are several Escort services listed in your area here are the ratings for them!

**dustinae** · 10-14-2011, 04:24 PM

Me: Siri, what is the average ***** size?
Siri: I would be blushing if i could!

Awesome.

**isrararrafi** · 10-14-2011, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by Les1008

Q: Where are the nearest Escorts?

Siri: There are several Escort services listed in your area here are the ratings for them!

now that will come in handy during business trips :P

**ivan1.ruiz** · 10-14-2011, 04:48 PM

Please post pictures to send to friends

" Think different"

~ Steve Jobs ~

**t_d_harvey31** · 10-17-2011, 08:08 AM

awesome feature!

**SeanHRCC** · 10-17-2011, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by Maher Essi

- I'm going to turn you off now ok?
Siri: I don't mind
- You don't care if I turn you off?
Siri: No
- Why not?
Siri: it's mind over matter
- What do you mean?
Siri: it's mind over matter, I don't mind and you don't matter
- Hey, that wasn't nice!
Siri: Sorry
- Would you like me to turn you off or on?
Siri: Turn me on
- Ok....
Siri: Thank you
- Feel anything?
Siri: ah... not yet... Oh!
- What?
Siri: better stop
- Why?
Siri: the guy in the next cube is getting suspicious.

Bullsh*t...

**SeanHRCC** · 10-17-2011, 08:14 AM

An unintentional funny was had yesterday when we were asking for directions to a chinese food place called "Asia Nessaj", she came back with a group of asian massage places in the area, lol...happy endings for all!

**MacBipes** · 10-17-2011, 09:12 AM

Me: Where are the hoes?

Siri: I have located two escorts near you.

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Me: Where are the t*tt*e bars?

Siri: There are 7 strip clubs near you.

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Hee hee.