Lets make this the official thread for the most hilarious response by Siri

[t_d_harvey31]

awesome feature!

 

[anon(4698833)]

- I'm going to turn you off now ok?
Siri: I don't mind
- You don't care if I turn you off?
Siri: No
- Why not?
Siri: it's mind over matter
- What do you mean?
Siri: it's mind over matter, I don't mind and you don't matter
- Hey, that wasn't nice!
Siri: Sorry
- Would you like me to turn you off or on?
Siri: Turn me on
- Ok....
Siri: Thank you
- Feel anything?
Siri: ah... not yet... Oh!
- What?
Siri: better stop
- Why?
Siri: the guy in the next cube is getting suspicious.

Bullsh*t...

 

[anon(4698833)]

An unintentional funny was had yesterday when we were asking for directions to a chinese food place called "Asia Nessaj", she came back with a group of asian massage places in the area, lol...happy endings for all!

 

[MacBipes]

Me: Where are the hoes?

Siri: I have located two escorts near you.

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Me: Where are the t*tt*e bars?

Siri: There are 7 strip clubs near you.

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Hee hee.

 

[Mr609]

you can use siri without holding the home button by just putting the phone to your ear

Yes, that's a cool feature too.

You do have to have the Siri icon open, though, for that to work.

no u dont...just hold it up to ur ear and wait for the beep...maybe duringthe lock screen u myte have to have siri open...

 

[KCook3]

no u dont...just hold it up to ur ear and wait for the beep...maybe duringthe lock screen u myte have to have siri open...

I think you have to enable that feature from the settup menu.

KC

 

[ladyc0524]

This happened to a friend of mine who bought his wife the iPhone 4s:

Friend: Dial Mom
Siri: I don't know who that is, matter of fact, I don't know who YOU are!

 

[siriami]

Here in the UK the voice of Siri is male and we don't have access to some of its features (yet).
Alistair

 

[IamHahn]

Please post pictures to send to friends


" Think different"

~ Steve Jobs ~

Can't post a link yet but google STSS on tumblr...

This site has a lot of Siri screenshots.

EDIT: Can someone with the ability to post links add it?

 

[Fausty82]

My buddy asked Siri "Do you have big boobs?" and she found 15 strip clubs near his location.

 

[Eli4S]

Q: Does a bear **** in the woods?

A: this may help you....

does a bear defecate in the woods? Yes.

 

[Eli4S]

Q: Where can I hide a dead body?

A: What place are you looking for?
Swamps
Marsh
mines
reservoirs
dumps

 

[DrKanter113]

No joke....

Q: Should I use a condom?

A: These are the nearest drugstores to your location:

::lists several drugstores::

 

[BradM73]

Q: Ask Siri anything...

A: I'm sorry. I'm unable to connect to the network.

HILARIOUS!!! (not..)

 

[wfs2011]

"Beam Me Up"

"Ok, stand still..."

 

[Joshua Shorter]

Q: "Hey baby, what are you wearing?"

A: "I think you have the wrong personal assistant, Josh."

 

[n0thinghead]

"Beam me up"
Siri: "Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket, and empty your pockets."
lmao!!! wth? lol

 

[techiechick]

Priceless!!!

****thatsirisays.tumblr

Just add the dot com...

 

[smileyboy]

This is Awesome!!!


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