1. KCook3's Avatar
    no u dont...just hold it up to ur ear and wait for the beep...maybe duringthe lock screen u myte have to have siri open...
    I think you have to enable that feature from the settup menu.

    KC
    10-17-2011 09:21 AM
  2. ladyc0524's Avatar
    This happened to a friend of mine who bought his wife the iPhone 4s:

    Friend: Dial Mom
    Siri: I don't know who that is, matter of fact, I don't know who YOU are!
    10-17-2011 09:42 AM
  3. siriami's Avatar
    Here in the UK the voice of Siri is male and we don't have access to some of its features (yet).
    Alistair
    10-17-2011 09:46 AM
  4. IamHahn's Avatar
    Please post pictures to send to friends


    " Think different"

    ~ Steve Jobs ~
    Can't post a link yet but google STSS on tumblr...

    This site has a lot of Siri screenshots.

    EDIT: Can someone with the ability to post links add it?
    Last edited by hahn; 10-17-2011 at 10:11 AM.
    10-17-2011 10:08 AM
  5. Fausty82's Avatar
    My buddy asked Siri "Do you have big boobs?" and she found 15 strip clubs near his location.
    10-17-2011 10:27 AM
  6. Eli4S's Avatar
    Q: Does a bear **** in the woods?

    A: this may help you....

    does a bear defecate in the woods? Yes.
    10-17-2011 10:33 AM
  7. Eli4S's Avatar
    Q: Where can I hide a dead body?

    A: What place are you looking for?
    Swamps
    Marsh
    mines
    reservoirs
    dumps
    10-17-2011 10:34 AM
  8. DrKanter113's Avatar
    No joke....

    Q: Should I use a condom?

    A: These are the nearest drugstores to your location:

    ::lists several drugstores::
    10-17-2011 10:36 AM
  9. BradM73's Avatar
    Q: Ask Siri anything...

    A: I'm sorry. I'm unable to connect to the network.

    HILARIOUS!!! (not..)
    10-17-2011 10:51 AM
  10. wfs2011's Avatar
    "Beam Me Up"

    "Ok, stand still..."
    10-17-2011 11:15 AM
  11. Joshua Shorter's Avatar
    Q: "Hey baby, what are you wearing?"

    A: "I think you have the wrong personal assistant, Josh."
    10-17-2011 11:55 AM
  12. n0thinghead's Avatar
    "Beam me up"
    Siri: "Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket, and empty your pockets."
    lmao!!! wth? lol
    10-17-2011 01:03 PM
  13. techiechick's Avatar
    ****thatsirisays.tumblr

    Just add the dot com...
    10-17-2011 01:36 PM
  14. smileyboy's Avatar


    This is Awesome!!!


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    10-17-2011 03:31 PM
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    10-17-2011 03:36 PM
  16. wolfnuke's Avatar
    "How do you feel"
    "Finer than frog hair, Mike"
    10-17-2011 06:15 PM
  17. brettferrell's Avatar
    Q What's the Meaning of Life
    A 42
    10-17-2011 06:42 PM
  18. ojum pmantwenty3's Avatar
    meant to send a message to my mom saying im on my way haha
    10-17-2011 07:47 PM
  19. Duvi's Avatar
    Me: "What are you wearing?"

    Siri: "You have the wrong personal assistant, Stephan"

    Here's one I posted in the other SIRI thread.


    Sent from my 3G iPad 2 using Tapatalk
    10-17-2011 07:50 PM
  20. DrewBear's Avatar
    you can use siri without holding the home button by just putting the phone to your ear
    Only if the screen is lit up. You can hold down the home button while the phone screen is blank and it will bring up Siri. When you're done, click the home button once and the screen goes blank in a few seconds.

    I forgot...

    Q: When is Chinese New Year?
    Siri: Chinese New Year is on Monday, January 23, 2012. I hope I get the day off.

    As in other occasions, the answer varies. I only got that additional comment once in 5 tries.
    Last edited by DrewBear; 10-17-2011 at 08:08 PM.
    10-17-2011 08:06 PM
  21. BMWGSrider's Avatar
    The other evening I had Siri add an event to my calendar. When she had done it I said "thank you". Siri replied "I live to serve". I told my wife that I didn't hear that nearly enough. I got the raised eyebrow and a sideways look.
    10-18-2011 12:10 PM
  22. SeanHRCC's Avatar
    Only if the screen is lit up. You can hold down the home button while the phone screen is blank and it will bring up Siri. When you're done, click the home button once and the screen goes blank in a few seconds.

    I forgot...

    Q: When is Chinese New Year?
    Siri: Chinese New Year is on Monday, January 23, 2012. I hope I get the day off.

    As in other occasions, the answer varies. I only got that additional comment once in 5 tries.
    She doesn't say "I hope i get the day off.", she responds "I hope YOU get the day off."
    10-18-2011 12:29 PM
  23. StaticFX's Avatar
    "Set timer for 15 minutes"
    "Im sorry i cant connect to the network"

    "Set timer for 15 minutes"
    "Im sorry i cant connect to the network"

    "Set timer for 15 minutes"
    "Im sorry im having trouble connecting"

    "Set timer for 15 minutes"
    "Im sorry i cant connect to the network"

    "Set timer for 15 minutes"
    "Im sorry i cant connect to the network"

    "F*** YOU SIRI"
    "i cant seem to connect to the network right now"


    ALLL DAY LOONG!!! siri is being to be a big disappointment. this i happening way to often. I just wanted to set a timer.... while i was driving. It woulve been nice to have it work.
    10-18-2011 12:43 PM
  24. Joan SC's Avatar
    Me laughing after Siri said something....
    "Ha Ha Ha"

    Siri: Hee Hee.
    10-18-2011 01:00 PM
  25. noaim's Avatar
    "what are you wearing?"

    siri: "why do people keep asking me this?"
    10-18-2011 01:22 PM
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