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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr609 View Post
    no u dont...just hold it up to ur ear and wait for the beep...maybe duringthe lock screen u myte have to have siri open...
    I think you have to enable that feature from the settup menu.

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    This happened to a friend of mine who bought his wife the iPhone 4s:

    Friend: Dial Mom
    Siri: I don't know who that is, matter of fact, I don't know who YOU are!
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    Here in the UK the voice of Siri is male and we don't have access to some of its features (yet).
    Alistair
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivan1.ruiz View Post
    Please post pictures to send to friends


    " Think different"

    ~ Steve Jobs ~
    Can't post a link yet but google STSS on tumblr...

    This site has a lot of Siri screenshots.

    EDIT: Can someone with the ability to post links add it?
    Last edited by hahn; 10-17-2011 at 11:11 AM.
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    My buddy asked Siri "Do you have big boobs?" and she found 15 strip clubs near his location.
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    Q: Does a bear **** in the woods?

    A: this may help you....

    does a bear defecate in the woods? Yes.
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    Q: Where can I hide a dead body?

    A: What place are you looking for?
    Swamps
    Marsh
    mines
    reservoirs
    dumps
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    No joke....

    Q: Should I use a condom?

    A: These are the nearest drugstores to your location:

    ::lists several drugstores::
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    Q: Ask Siri anything...

    A: I'm sorry. I'm unable to connect to the network.

    HILARIOUS!!! (not..)
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    "Beam Me Up"

    "Ok, stand still..."
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    Q: "Hey baby, what are you wearing?"

    A: "I think you have the wrong personal assistant, Josh."
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    "Beam me up"
    Siri: "Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket, and empty your pockets."
    lmao!!! wth? lol
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    Default Priceless!!!

    ****thatsirisays.tumblr

    Just add the dot com...
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    This is Awesome!!!


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    "How do you feel"
    "Finer than frog hair, Mike"
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    Q What's the Meaning of Life
    A 42
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    meant to send a message to my mom saying im on my way haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duvi View Post
    Me: "What are you wearing?"

    Siri: "You have the wrong personal assistant, Stephan"

    Here's one I posted in the other SIRI thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by noaim View Post
    you can use siri without holding the home button by just putting the phone to your ear
    Only if the screen is lit up. You can hold down the home button while the phone screen is blank and it will bring up Siri. When you're done, click the home button once and the screen goes blank in a few seconds.

    I forgot...

    Q: When is Chinese New Year?
    Siri: Chinese New Year is on Monday, January 23, 2012. I hope I get the day off.

    As in other occasions, the answer varies. I only got that additional comment once in 5 tries.
    Last edited by DrewBear; 10-17-2011 at 09:08 PM.
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    The other evening I had Siri add an event to my calendar. When she had done it I said "thank you". Siri replied "I live to serve". I told my wife that I didn't hear that nearly enough. I got the raised eyebrow and a sideways look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrewBear View Post
    Only if the screen is lit up. You can hold down the home button while the phone screen is blank and it will bring up Siri. When you're done, click the home button once and the screen goes blank in a few seconds.

    I forgot...

    Q: When is Chinese New Year?
    Siri: Chinese New Year is on Monday, January 23, 2012. I hope I get the day off.

    As in other occasions, the answer varies. I only got that additional comment once in 5 tries.
    She doesn't say "I hope i get the day off.", she responds "I hope YOU get the day off."
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    "Set timer for 15 minutes"
    "Im sorry i cant connect to the network"

    "Set timer for 15 minutes"
    "Im sorry i cant connect to the network"

    "Set timer for 15 minutes"
    "Im sorry im having trouble connecting"

    "Set timer for 15 minutes"
    "Im sorry i cant connect to the network"

    "Set timer for 15 minutes"
    "Im sorry i cant connect to the network"

    "F*** YOU SIRI"
    "i cant seem to connect to the network right now"


    ALLL DAY LOONG!!! siri is being to be a big disappointment. this i happening way to often. I just wanted to set a timer.... while i was driving. It woulve been nice to have it work.
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    Me laughing after Siri said something....
    "Ha Ha Ha"

    Siri: Hee Hee.
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    "what are you wearing?"

    siri: "why do people keep asking me this?"
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