1. Georgia's Avatar


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    Last edited by Georgia; 06-01-2011 at 12:50 PM.
    06-01-2011 12:47 PM
  2. itsalexaye's Avatar
    Food lol
    10 char
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    06-01-2011 12:55 PM
  3. ravithelongname's Avatar
    would love this to replace my 3g
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    06-01-2011 12:56 PM
  4. aisaac2's Avatar
    flight ticket + long distance calling, texting, and data
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    06-01-2011 12:58 PM
  5. a1by's Avatar
    A nail cutter and a bag of hot cheetos!
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    06-01-2011 12:58 PM
  6. Jbbarrette's Avatar
    A LED tv, need something to occupy the clients
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    06-01-2011 12:59 PM
  7. MRSantos's Avatar
    Once I expensed a lunch meeting with Hale Berry to check if the AP department actually pays attention to the info on the reports. Never heard from them to this day, LOL
    06-01-2011 12:59 PM
  8. coolkendude's Avatar
    Tips - $200+
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    06-01-2011 12:59 PM
  9. atlas9171's Avatar
    Indigestion.

    So when does the white iPhone 4G come out?
    06-01-2011 01:00 PM
  10. h4rk's Avatar
    Once, while on the road for a TV station I worked for, I needed to buy music for a music bed from the iTunes store. I needed "Whoomp, There It Is" so I had to explain to a supervisor why they needed to reimburse me for "Whoomp, There It Is".
    06-01-2011 01:00 PM
  11. pricej636's Avatar
    My old boss would expense his porn rentals from hotels. He called them "entertainment expenses". The hotel invoices always showed what he rented though.
    06-01-2011 01:00 PM
  12. chrishawn's Avatar
    when i was working for a large software company
    they consistently would deny my attempts to expense a snickers bar when i was on a trip, because it was not a meal, but without would hesitation allow me to expense $20 desserts at the fanciest restaurants.
    06-01-2011 01:01 PM
  13. Randall_Martin's Avatar
    Back in October, I was told bring a laptop to the American Criminal Justice Association National Conference, in Memphis, TN. Seeing how my work didn't provide me with one, I figured they must mean go buy one. Right? So, I purchased a MacBook Pro 13" w/ Intel Core i7. Upon my return, I submitted my expense reports (receipts attached) and went about my day. A week had passed and I thought I had gotten away with it, but I was terribly mistaken. After leaving my bosses office with my tail tucked between my legs, I faced the reality that I had just purchased a new MacBook Pro (taken out of my check for the next 8 weeks).
    06-01-2011 01:02 PM
  14. hggs's Avatar
    Four different receipts from a supermarket issued within minutes (my coworker picked them up from the parking lot).
    06-01-2011 01:02 PM
  15. joshuamj's Avatar
    "Two and a Half Men" DVD Box Set -____-
    06-01-2011 01:02 PM
  16. jdfdc7's Avatar
    I once expensed a trip for a job interview
    06-01-2011 01:02 PM
  17. pat7047's Avatar
    I was in a very unfortunate situation working on a computer for a client in the middle of nowhere. I needed a SATA cable, but realized I didn't have one with me (I forgot it back at the office. Whoops!).

    One trip to Best Buy and $50 out of my pocket later, I was filling out an expense report for a $50 SATA cable no thanks to Best Buy's insane price markups.

    For those that don't know, SATA cables usually run for $1.
    06-01-2011 01:02 PM
  18. ProgDrummer's Avatar
    Starbucks orders... they can be interesting...
    06-01-2011 01:03 PM
  19. Fafafoooey's Avatar
    3 spare power adapters for my personal Macbook Pro.
    06-01-2011 01:04 PM
  20. Mago27's Avatar
    Ok, that was not easy, but some day lat at the office, bored of ordering pizza and gourmet food (I was on a large R&D project, and close to delivery date, so we getting current doing overtime for 2 weeks, as agreement the customer paid our food, taxi etc), some guy suggest we ordered some kind of taco sold close to our office (a thing that we use to eat on parties only), very cheap (1/4 of the usual bill), our Chief (the one authorized with the company Credit Card), can't believe we will to eat this, we insist, but he told us, that he will report the expense as "Caloric & Entertainment Stuff From Mary's for XX$$ for the crew", instead "Mary's tequeos for XX$ for the crew" as must be.

    We Laugh a day on this.
    Last edited by Mago; 06-01-2011 at 01:08 PM.
    06-01-2011 01:04 PM
  21. M4c0770's Avatar
    A Turbocharger for the mini Van
    06-01-2011 01:05 PM
  22. familyguy615's Avatar
    My ticket to game 3 of the Eastern conference finals in Miami.

    I am just glad they paid it!
    06-01-2011 01:05 PM
  23. hoonaynay's Avatar
    Most popular supervisor in my office was leaving for a better offer, and as his last great hurrah, he used his company card, and invoiced our not so friendly boss for an office dinner at an exclusive steakhouse nearby. The damage? $12,000.
    06-01-2011 01:05 PM
  24. Osumailguy's Avatar
    ... but I hope that doesn't keep me from winning!
    06-01-2011 01:05 PM
  25. danieljay82's Avatar
    I was at a trade show in DC last month. I had a presentation that I prepared on my Macbook. My iPad was stolen from the hotel (I was to use the iPad at the my trades how booth). I went out and purchased one and expensed it. Little did they know the hotel also replaced it - so in the end I had two iPads. That same night I ended up expensing $400.00 worth the drinks and delivery at 3am. I <3 my job.
    06-01-2011 01:07 PM
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