GIVE AWAY: White iPhone 4

[davin1023]

The strangest thing I've ever put on an expense report was women's silk underwear.

Btw, I am not only male, but I work as the Head operator at a water treatment facility.

And yes, there is one heck of a story behind this.

 

[abdnach]

Insurance deductible, PSP, and 2 traffic violations... lol!

Some guy was on his way to a business meeting. He was running late so he was speeding. He got pulled over and got 2 tickets for speeding and reckless driving. Not long after, he crashed into another car on his way to the same meeting. He ended up missing the meeting and while he waited at the airport for his flight back, he got too "bored" and bought a psp to entertain himself. When he arrived, he gave us the expense report. It contained the 2 traffic violations, his insurance deductible and increased premiums for the next 3 years, and the cost of the psp system plus games. Needless to say, he was only reimbursed a very small fraction of his "expenses" which made him furious and he quit. I think the white iPhone 4 would have held him off better than the psp!

 

[iamjose]

Why is my post not coming up????

Same here...

Once when I was working sales as a wholesale rep in the mortgage industry I expensed a male stripper for one of my clients who worked at a small real estate office. I listed it as a singing birthday telegram...

 

[tjaxter]

oh yeah... it had to be that baby giraffe I bought for the office party.

 

[Takhis]

A friend of mine took and reported the bill from the strip club where we took another friend to his bachelor party. He claimed that he declare it as "PR with Clients"

 

[miguelborkez]

I went in a business trip to Michigan and stayed at a motel that had a kitchen, so I put on my expenses report a frying pan! so I could make my own food. This was very hilariuos to my boss.

 

[miguelborkez]

Ooo, I almost forgot, again on my bussines trip I found a Pizza restaurant that sells liquor bottles, so the ticket only said beverage and had the name of the pizza restaurant so I did charge the expenses for 2 bottle of whiskey, and guess what for my boss I was eating at a restaurant hehe. Great way to get wasted on trip expenses.

 

[VTshorty78#IM]

why are my posts not coming thru? It says it must be approved?????

 

[cms365]

My iPhone!

I expensed my iPhone 3GS!

 

[SkinCity]

A male stripper, a female lion tamer, and two male body painted acrobats for a very special Vegas birthday.

 

[SteveW928]

Bail...

The strangest thing I ever expensed was over 100 miles of mileage to bail out a programmer working on one of our projects.

 

[maxburn]

Lunch at the Pink Giraffe. Prompting a call for me to explain it's not a strip joint.

 

[Joma1124]

Expense

I work at Starbucks and needed to order office supplies etc. This was totally wrong but hilarious. I put the invoice name to receiver: Michael Jackson, just to make sure if they pay attention. Mind you this was shortly after his death. When ups guy cane in to deliver he cracked up so hard he probably peed his pants

 

[The Rulah]

I expense the unthinkable... Gas!

 

[folgrz]

Traced all the expenses on my car build using excel (which I dont really know how to use)

from speakers to amplifiers, intakes, bumpers, 5 different sets of wheels, 10 different exhaust systems. The list goes on, spent upwards of 12k and I'm still not finished!

 

[ZOFOURTWENTY]

a $390 alcohol tab, was never questioned, so I went with it

 

[iFail#CB]

I entered a trip to Vermont on my expense report. I planned so I could go skiing with my grandfather; this happened during World War II. After that, we were going to watch The Hangover.

 

[jwsnj3rd]

humm never seen anything wierd but i put dinner at a nice steak house with lots of booze think it was around 200 bucks but i paid for the cab ride back to my hotel out of my pocket and the next day my stomach was a mess so i needed some pepto lol i put that on there too

 

[Kingeas]

Expense report

The "Beach Concierge Package" at a resort hotel when I was supposed to be staying at the Hampton Inn. They had my towel, bottled water, and beach chair ready every morning when I walked out onto the white sandy shores of the Gulf.

 

[kikideath]

Laser Tattoo Removal to "appear more professional to clients". Needless to say that didn't pan out so well.