Verizon i-Phone...Da Da Da DAAAAA Da, Da Da Da Dahhh Dah,Da Da Da Dahhh Dah..........
TiPb: Years ago, you served my cousin in the Cell Wars helping him to get the most of his precious iPhone 4; now he begs you to help me in my struggle against the Verizon Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my cousin's request to you in person; but my contract ship has fallen under attack from legal language in fine print on my existing contract and I'm afraid my mission to bring an iphone 4 to Sacramento has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion against 2-year contracts and exorbitant cancellation fees by winning a new iphone into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My cousin told me how to retrieve it via twitter. You must see this droid and free iPhone 4 safely delivered to me in Sacramento.
This is our most desperate hour. Help me, TiPb; you're my only hope.
(Loop)
Ask yourselves now...........
What would Luke do, hmmmm WWLD?
(cue deep wistful stare toward the distant horizon with the 2 suns.....)
and music starts
Da Da Da DAAAAA Da, Da Da Da Dahhh Dah,Da Da Da Dahhh Dah, Da Da Da Daaaaa