Interesting thread, OP. I remember your BlackBerry thread when your wife challenged you to try a BlackBerry device for 30 days and you did a thread on it and left it at day 10. I always wondered what happened after that.
Seems the same thing happened with the iPhone....your wife challenged you but you just couldn't leave Android. I think you're really committed to Android. I think at this point it's best if you just give in to full Android love.