Deflate your balls?
That's original... Getting your excuses ready in advance I see. Good luck!
Now, now, no need to get teste. I don't care who wins the 'Bowl.
I LIKE this Watch face.
It reminds me of many basic military watches, similar to:
https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-58ba2bee1fb4dab68101dbd2fb7fe183?convert_to_webp=true
I'd like to see something like this with the '24-hr' dial, and 'luminous' green hands, numbers, and hour indices. It wold be much better suited to a round Watch, but hey, you can't have everything. But if you try sometimes...