iPhone is not ground proof...

[anon(4698833)]

Not even a little. I dropped my phone today, and while it didn't damage it because it was in a case, I bet it could have. Apple really needs to rethink this whole smart phone thing...their product isn't even ground proof...because when I dropped it, it hit the ground.

I bet it's not even ground beef proof.

 

[Evilguppy]

You think that's bad? My phone is not even soundproof! I made a call and I could hear the other person talking on the other end, wtf??? Apple totally needs to rethink their phone design.

 

[msyk5645]

The design is bad. But what about the horrible battery life? I see the percentage decrease as I'm using it. Who could have allowed this to happen?

 

[Ledsteplin]

And those fingerprint smudges were copied from Android. I've seen them before.

 

[anon(4698833)]

The design is bad. But what about the horrible battery life? I see the percentage decrease as I'm using it. Who could have allowed this to happen?

I can't even look at my screen anymore...I go into full blown panic attack mode when I see the battery % drop after several hours. It's almost like they don't want the battery to last forever on a charge.

Apple = Satan Nazi Independence Day Alien Gout

 

[HankAZ]

Not even a little. I dropped my phone today, and while it didn't damage it because it was in a case, I bet it could have. Apple really needs to rethink this whole smart phone thing...their product isn't even ground proof...because when I dropped it, it hit the ground.

I bet it's not even ground beef proof.

OMG. Doesn't Apple realize that this is the 21st century? There is no excuse for their shoddy design and workmanship. I suppose the next thing that you'll tell me that I can't drive my truck over it, either. That's it. I am done with Apple. I'm getting me a bb passport. (Cuz if it gets crushed by driving over it, it would be no great loss.)

 

[anon(4698833)]

OMG. Doesn't Apple realize that this is the 21st century? There is no excuse for their shoddy design and workmanship. I suppose the next thing that you'll tell me that I can't drive my truck over it, either. That's it. I am done with Apple. I'm getting me a bb passport. (Cuz if it gets crushed by driving over it, it would be no great loss.)

I'm getting a Palm Treo...

 

[Evilguppy]

I'm getting a Palm Treo...

Bwaaahahahahaaaaa!!! Now you're swearing.

 

[kch50428]

Better explain for those who've been alerted to this thread that rebuttal is needed to the "demonizing" of Blackberry... this thread is a satirical reaction to this:

http://forums.imore.com/general-app...soaked-rain-screen-destroyed-keep-reboot.html

So y'all from other sandboxes that think you need to respond... You don't...

 

[Just_Me_D]

Not even a little. I dropped my phone today, and while it didn't damage it because it was in a case, I bet it could have. Apple really needs to rethink this whole smart phone thing...their product isn't even ground proof...because when I dropped it, it hit the ground.

I bet it's not even ground beef proof.

You really need to seek professional help from Dr. Somebody....for real..(laughing)

 

[anon(4698833)]

Better explain for those who've been alerted to this thread that rebuttal is needed to the "demonizing" of Blackberry... this thread is a satirical reaction to this:

http://forums.imore.com/general-app...soaked-rain-screen-destroyed-keep-reboot.html

So y'all from other sandboxes that think you need to respond... You don't...

I must know...was there a response from someone in this nature? Oh please please let it stay next time! *drool*

 

[kch50428]

I must know...was there a response from someone in this nature? Oh please please let it stay next time! *drool*

Not yet... but you know it's gotta be coming...

 

[kataran]

It would cost more to teach the phone how to use them wing suits properly. It might catch a bad draft and take your kneecap off

 

[BreakingKayfabe]

The iPhone sucks

 

[qbnkelt]

Not yet... but you know it's gotta be coming...

Subscribed.

 

[HankAZ]

The iPhone sucks

Actually, it's gravity that sucks - and it just pulls that poor, defenseless little iPhone toward the ground. You'd think that Apple could build a phone that was not vulnerable to that gravity thing.

 

[BreakingKayfabe]

Actually, it's gravity that sucks - and it just pulls that poor, defenseless little iPhone toward the ground. You'd think that Apple could build a phone that was not vulnerable to that gravity thing.

Gravity sucks.

 

[Ledsteplin]

Seems Apple could at least design an iPhone that would not fall in a toilet!! It's rough keeping a bag of rice around.

 

[HankAZ]

Seems Apple could at least design an iPhone that would not fall in a toilet!! It's rough keeping a bag of rice around.

Forget the rice. Who puts a toilet dunked anything up to their mouth?

 

[qbnkelt]

My puppy ate my iPhone. Apple should make puppy proof phones. People have pets!!!!!
Now I'm stuck with the Quasimodo.

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