You can have a lot of fun with those guys. I was bored once and kept the guy on the phone with incredibly stupid questions so long he gave up and hung up.
?visa? You mean like a work visa? I don't have one, I'm in the country illegally! "
When they call I very rudely and proudly tell them that I don't have windows! And that I am a apple user, and that it's an insult for them to even think that I would own a windows. Lol