Forum game: Apple's new product lines

[Highrisedrifter]

I posted this in another thread but thought it would be a fun idea for a forum game.

Think of the most unlikely but cleverly named Apple products that Cupertino would never release.

I'm going to start with:

An Apple branded handgun that comes in white, silver, gunmetal and Champagne Gold, called the iPwn.

 

[Just_Me_D]

Contact lenses called iSee.....

 

[pr1nce]

iBoots with pocket for your iPhone.

 

[Ledsteplin]

iToeRings that keeps track of the number of steps you take daily along with email and messages alerts.


Sent from my ancient but trustworthy iPhone 5

 

[Ledsteplin]

iVibrate for ?

Sent from my ancient but trustworthy iPhone 5

 

[TwitchyPuppy]

iTrackU, used as a tracking device for law enforcement officers.

 

[Frehley]

iQuit

Pretty self explanatory