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    A certifiable one
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    I think I'm gonna kidnap a newborn and raise it as my own.
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    I'm at the hospitals children's department right now
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    It's horrific to see how few security measures are taken for kidnappings and all
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    Those kids are left unsupervised, without any security cameras in the vicinity. The closest nurse is like 5 rooms away at the moment
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    Help me out
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    What shall I take? A boy or a girl? A blonde or brown haired kid?
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    I have a headache. I think I'm gonna amputate my head
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tartarus View Post
    I have a headache. I think I'm gonna amputate my head
    👌perfect . I have a chain saw you can use 👀
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    Nah, that gives such a mess. I'll use a razor
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    A single bladed razor, that is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tartarus View Post
    A single bladed razor, that is
    😐oh.....right . And that won't make a damn bloody mess...? 🔪
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    At least the blood won't splatter around. It'll drip in just one place. Much easy to clean after.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tartarus View Post
    At least the blood won't splatter around. It'll drip in just one place. Much easy to clean after.
    Well your on your own there buddy. I'm not cleaning the blood from your disaster....I see enough of that in the mob😋
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    But you're a woman. You're supposed to clean the mess. It's like an unwritten law or something
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    ✋No no no no no. The men can clean that sh*t up......💁
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    Why are you defying the first unwritten law of mankind?
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    Because I can. Because I am woman. Hear me roar🐅
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    I will only accept Katy Perry roaring. Not you.
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    I'm off to bed. Goodnight y'all
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    Quote Originally Posted by hydrogen3 View Post
    McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sucks
    Quote Originally Posted by Tartarus View Post
    Fish in general sucks
    McDonald's in general sucks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tartarus View Post
    I'm off to bed. Goodnight y'all
    G'night Yuk. Sleep that headache away...💤💤
    Quote Originally Posted by sanibel View Post
    McDonald's in general sucks...
    Agreed
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    Heeeeeelloooooooo. Good late evening, early morn.
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    Oh......and does anybody know what day it is?!?!?!?😃😃😃😂

    🐫🐪🐫🐪
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tartarus View Post
    When I'm older, I'm gonna be a serial killer and start with hydrogen3
    1-800-drlaura. She can help with these psychotic issues.

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